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Desiredriven

Desiredriven is a Homestuck-style Touhou Project fan game developed in RPG Maker VX Ace by a team known as “Saxmasterz” and the first act was published on February 9, 2013.1) There were plans for more acts, but it's probably safe to say they'll never come to fruition.2)

That aside, it's an admittedly cute game with a playtime estimate of three hours, but do note that it's text-heavy. I wouldn't personally compare it to “[S] YOU THERE. BOY.” since there's actually a story with things to do, not just mindlessly examine your surroundings.

Summary

The story begins on December 13th,3) which is Byakuren's 16th birthday, and follows 13 teenage characters who play a game called Skima. In short, Act 1 walks you through each character's introduction and how they join the game, meaning that you'll have them prototype their kernelsprite and obtain a cruxite artifact in order to enter the medium, then it ends on a tense cliffhanger where Tojiko confronts Seiga for killing her.

Characters

Character Name
(and Residence)
Preachhandle Sprite Timer
Byakuren Hijiri
(Minimalist Home)
virtuousBlossom VB Myourensprite 03:32
Shou Toramaru
(Dojo)
drunkenBeast DB Bishamonsprite 05:00
Nazrin
(Nazhole)
hungryHoarder HH Mailboxsprite 07:20
Nue Houjuu
(UFO)
heianBurden HB Nuesprite4)Chimerasprite 04:44
Ichirin Kumoi
(Greenhouse)
blissfulBillows BB Unzansprite 03:09
Mamizou Futatsuiwa
(Cabin)
ballsyHellraiser BH Tanukisprite 04:19
Yoshika Miyako
(Shack)
deadlyVerse DV Yoshikasprite 12:13
Miko Toyosatomimi
(Mansion)
victoriousVigilante VV Sanzusprite 02:06
Seiga Kaku
(Apartment)
vivaciousHollows VH WudangspriteEmbryosprite 03:13
Kyouko Kasodani
(Radio Station)
bombasticVisonary BV EchospriteTatarasprite 02:21
Futo Mononobe
(Cottage)
vanguardDemolitionist VD Onmyojisprite 05:25
Minamitsu Murasa
(Boathouse)
bootyDestroyer BD SharkspriteTinysprite 01:46
Tojiko Soga
(Observatory)
halvedVoltage HV Tojikosprite5)Tojibot 03:39
Satori Komeiji neuroticNomad nn
Koishi Komeiji nomenNullified NN

Music

Soundtrack Name Composer Notes
Easy Lemon Kevin MacLeod Byakuren 1
Smooth Move Kevin MacLeod Nazrin 1
One Sly Move Kevin MacLeod Frog Temple 1
Sneaky Snitch Kevin MacLeod Nue 1
Whiskey on the Mississippi Kevin MacLeod Mamizou 1
Babylon Kevin MacLeod Yoshika
Mining by Moonlight Kevin MacLeod Miko 1
Vibe Ace Kevin MacLeod Memo
Sweeter Vermouth Kevin MacLeod Seiga
"Ghostpocalypse - 7 Master" Kevin MacLeod Reckoning
Kick Shock Kevin MacLeod Tojiko
Spider Eyes Kevin MacLeod Package
Who Likes to Party Kevin MacLeod Futo 1
Disco Lounge Kevin MacLeod Miko 2
Wandering Around shadow6nothing9 Derse
HEART6) group_inou Secret 1
Stringed Disco Kevin MacLeod Futo 2
Laconic Granny Kevin MacLeod Byakuren 2
Cool Blast Kevin MacLeod Kyouko
Niles Blues Kevin MacLeod Kogasa
Blown Away Kevin MacLeod Strife
Chee Zee Lab Kevin MacLeod Nazrin 2
Faster Does It Kevin MacLeod Shou
Miri's Magic Dance Kevin MacLeod Minamitsu 1
RetroFuture Clean Kevin MacLeod Ichirin
Netherworld Shanty Kevin MacLeod Moron
One-eyed Maestro Kevin MacLeod Minamitsu 2
Hustle Kevin MacLeod Mamizou 2
Anachronist Kevin MacLeod Nue 2
Exotics Kevin MacLeod Frog Temple 2
HALF7) group_inou Secret 2
Earth Prelude Kevin MacLeod Final Scene
Ropocolypse 2 Kevin MacLeod Confrontation
WHERE DO THESE GO
Enter the Party8) Kevin MacLeod

Analysis

Handle significance

The preachhandles use the letters, B, D, H, and V, which seems to form a box that Mamizou is apart of and Nazrin is inside of. It's believed to be the phonetic letters for Bodhisattva.

B D H V
B BB
Ichirin
DB
Shou
HB
Nue
VB
Byakuren
D BD
Minamitsu
VD
Futo
H BH
Mamizou
HH
Nazrin
VH
Seiga
V BV
Kyouko
DV
Yoshika
HV
Tojiko
VV
Miko
n
n nn
Satori
N
N NN
Koishi

Mailboxsprite's messages

Mailboxsprite is an analogue to Serenity from Homestuck, speaking in morse code which Nazrin seems to understand like Roxy Lalonde in Homestuck, though Mailboxsprite's messages are really trashy.

Original Text Decoded Message
Nazrin: Realize you just prototyped your sprite.
MAILBOXSPRITE: .... . -.-- /
.... --- .-- .----. ... / .. - / --. --- .. -. --.
MAILBOXSPRITE: HEY
HOW'S IT GOING
NAZRIN: Augh, what!? Did that really just happen!?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
MAILBOXSPRITE: - .... .. ... /
.. ... -. - / .- / .--- --- -.- .
MAILBOXSPRITE: THIS
ISNT A JOKE
NAZRIN: What's that supposed to mean?
MAILBOXSPRITE: -.-9)
Nazrin: Talk to sprite. (Scene 12)
MAILBOXSPRITE: -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . /
.- -. / .- ... ... .... --- .-.. . .-.-.-
MAILBOXSPRITE: YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE.
MAILBOXSPRITE: . .- - / .- /
.... ..- -. -.. .-. . -.. / -.. .. -.-. -.- ... --..-- /
-. .- --.. .-. .. -. .-.-.-
MAILBOXSPRITE: EAT A
HUNDRED DICKS,
NAZRIN.
MAILBOXSPRITE: .-- .... .- - ..--.. /
-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .- -. - / - --- /
..-. .-.. . -..- / .-- .. - .... / -- . ..--..
MAILBOXSPRITE: WHAT?
DO YOU WANT TO
FLEX WITH ME?
Nazrin: Incoming migraine.
NAZRIN: Oh, GOD, why is it broken!?
MAILBOXSPRITE: MAILBOXSPRITE: --. --- / ..-. .. -..- / .. - /
-.-- --- ..- / .. -- -... . -.-. .. .-.. . .-.-.-
MAILBOXSPRITE: GO FIX IT
YOU IMBECILE.
Nazrin: Talk to sprite. (Scene 13)
MAILBOXSPRITE: .... ..- .-. .-. -.-- /
..- .--. --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / .--. .. . -.-. . / --- ..-. /
-... ..- .-.. .-.. / . -..- -.-. .-. . -- . -. - .-.-.-
MAILBOXSPRITE: HURRY
UP, YOU PIECE OF
BULL EXCREMENT.
MAILBOXSPRITE: ... - ..- .--. .. -.. /
-- --- ..- ... . --..-- / .-- .... -.-- / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- /
- .- .-.. -.- .. -. --. / - --- / -- . ..--..
MAILBOXSPRITE: STUPID
MOUSE, WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME?
MAILBOXSPRITE: - .-. ..- -.-. -.- ... /
.--- .- -.-. -.- . -.. / ..- .--. --..-- / .. / --. --- - /
... -- --- -.- . / ... - .- -.-. -.- ... .-.-.-
MAILBOXSPRITE: TRUCKS
JACKED UP, I GOT
SMOKE STACKS.
10)

Bugs

  • If you skip the save in the early scenes, you may get a transparent manual stuck on your screen.
  • After you prototype Ichirin's sprite, it's possible for the cursor to get softlocked in the garden.

Notes

  • Desiredriven starts on Disc 2, implicating the existence of a Disc 1 and a prior session.
  • Skima is a pun on “sukima” (スキマ, lit. “gap”), boundaries associated with Yukari Yakumo, and uses Byakuren and Futo's colors though I wouldn't read into it as Futo used the default color.
  • “It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love” is from Confucius, not Bùdài/Hotei. This may be a joke on how Confucianism is one of the three teachings, next to Buddhism and Taoism.
  • The mischievous crow actually has three legs. The satori are an obvious analogue to the cherubs.
    • Koishi contacts Miko before Derse, and Satori contacts Byakuren after Miko messes with her home.
  • Tojiko is the only Desiredriven character with a known planet name: Land of Dawn and Thunder.
  • Secret rooms can discovered by Miko in Scene 9 (behind a tower in Derse) and Mamizou in Scene 18 (enter the shack next to Mamizou's Cabin after the countdown timer hits 01:18).
    • “Yananaz” was a pairing with Yanana11) or “Mailboxsprite” and Nazrin. On that note, the latter secret room prominently features blurred pornography of Nazrin sucking Yanana's breasts.
  • All the secret Skype messages are the same in every iteration of their respective household.
  • Unused talksprites exist for Tojikosprite, Unzansprite, Nuesprite, and Chimerasprite.
  • “Shepple” (born 1992-11-10), formerly “LittleShrimp” and “CaptainSki”, was the graphics artist12) for Desiredriven who was, reportedly, a Filipino control freak and egomaniac with a clique that people would get ostracized from13) and tons of baggage,14) prior to the whole “transphobic girlfriend” drama associated with Heartbeat in 2019.15)16) “LittleShit”, anyone?17)
  • All the western Touhou Project fanbase drama aside, I think Desiredriven really gives you a newfound appreciation of the whole process of characters in Homestuck entering the medium.

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2)
The “desiredriven” account on Tumblr nuked almost all of its posts by 2018, which is coincidentally around the same time “captainski” got rid of a large chunk of her Tumblr blog and uh...
3)
The text states that the month is “Shiwasu”, the old Japanese calendar name for December.
4)
This sprite doesn't officially have a name or text color, but we can assume the text was red.
5)
The dialogue calls her Sogasprite, but Tojikosprite just sounds better.
6) , 7)
Desiredriven uses an arranged version of “HEART” and “HALF” by group_inou, so no vocals.
8)
Only the first couple seconds of “Enter the Party” are used.
9)
This is probably just an emote, given the lack of morse code sounds. Otherwise, it just translates to “K”.
10)
A reference to Rollin Like a Redneck by Jawga Boyz.
11)
“Yanana” (やなな) is the unofficial mascot character for the Yanagase shopping district in Gifu. She has a bread-shaped cardboard head with “柳” written on it, antennae resembling street lights, and wears a mermaid-inspired outfit which is a reference to the mermaid statue within the district. Yanana was born on July 5, 2008 and retired on March 31, 2013, the month after Desiredriven's release.
12)
"Deekay" was the programmer, "CaptainSki" was the graphics artist, "Kuma" was the graphics assistant, "Nath" was the script writer, and "Skai" was the bug tester.
13)
There has been numerous accounts of this, according to anonymous users on 4chan, but the best known example is the woman who provided the French translation, though she still loves the game regardless.
14)
For instance, she's responsible for the mass hatred of “Walfas” (create.swf) in the late 2000s, a time when “cringe” was still a synonym for “wince”. Additionally, she allegedly scams kids on MMOs for money.
16)
"Don’t support Heartbeat RPG" (September 23, 2019). Tumblr.
17)
“LittleShit” is a derogatory nickname that users from 4chan's /jp/ board started using for her back in 2010, which allegedly traumatized her at the age of 17.
desiredriven.txt · Last modified: 2024-04-18 00:03:40 by namelessrumia