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Shougololi
“Shougololi” (小五ロリ) is a nonsensical joke on how satori (悟り), a religious term that roughly means “enlightenment”, can be broken down into “shougo” (小五)1) and “loli” (ロリ).2) To allow for variation, the AA used is also called “Iika, Minna” (いいか、みんな, lit. “Listen up, everyone”).
History
無念 としあき 04/06/13(日)12:47:59 No.13483423
「悟り」は分解すると小五ロリになる
そんなことに気付いた日曜の午後
The earliest mention of “shougololi” was from Futaba Channel's Nijiura, made on Sunday, June 13, 2004 at 12:47pm. A month later, a user in 2channel's “gunkata” thread on /gline/3) altered the AA into “satori” being pulled apart,4) then put together.5)
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Original form
Since the ancient times, we've learned that
to understand truth is called 'satori' (悟り).
(ﾟдﾟ )
(| y |)
However, if we take 'satori' (悟り) apart...
小 ( ﾟдﾟ) 吾り
＼／| y |＼／
( ﾟдﾟ) 小五ロり
(＼／＼／
In other words, we are already enlightened sages.
(ﾟдﾟ )
(| y |)
Common form
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) 'Shougo' (小五) and 'Loli' (ロリ) are two crimes by themselves. 小五 ( ﾟдﾟ) ロリ ＼／| y |＼／ But combined, they become 'satori' (悟り). ( ﾟдﾟ) 悟り (＼／＼／
Variations
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) When you try to force a bunch of characters together... Ш 「O Ⅳ」C ( ﾟдﾟ) Sニ- ＼／| y |＼／ ( ﾟдﾟ) EGOTISM (＼／＼／ Anything is possible, but you have to be careful. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Assassin
Now, everyone fears the assassin, ( ﾟдﾟ) assassin (＼／＼／ But if we disassemble it... ass ass ( ﾟдﾟ) in ＼／| y |＼／ (ﾟдﾟ*) (| y |)
Believer
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) If we take the word 'believer' (信者)... 信 ( ﾟдﾟ) 者 ＼/| y |＼/ You can combine them to make 'profit' (儲). ( ﾟдﾟ) 儲 (＼/＼/ Therefore, you 'believers' are merely a source of revenue. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Blaze
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) A 'flame' (火) would simply go away... 火 ( ﾟдﾟ) 火 ＼／| y |＼／ But combined, you get a 'blaze' (炎). ( ﾟдﾟ) 炎 (＼／＼／
Certainty
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) When you provide support for your 'heart' (心)... 心 ( ﾟдﾟ) ＼／| y |) You can be 'certain' (必). ( ﾟдﾟ) 必 (＼／＼/
Dolphin
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) Both 'pu' (ぷ) and 'a' (ｱ) don't mean anything. ぷ ( ﾟдﾟ) ｱ ＼/| y |＼/ But combined, you get a dolphin. ( ﾟдﾟ) ぷｱ (＼/＼/ If you can't see it, do your homework. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Everyone?
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) ( ﾟдﾟ) (| y |) (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) Where is everyone? (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Forests
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) When 'trees' (木) gather... 木 ( ﾟдﾟ) 木 ＼/| y |＼/ (grove) ( ﾟдﾟ) 林 (＼/＼/ When more gather... 林 ( ﾟдﾟ) 木 ＼/| y |＼/ (forest) ( ﾟдﾟ) 森 (＼/＼/ 森 (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Gokū (Dragon Ball)
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) 'Shougo' (小五), 'ass' (穴), and 'ero' (エロ) are terms for sex perverts. 穴 小五 ( ﾟдﾟ) エロ ＼／| y |＼／ But if you combine all three, you become the strongest warrior. ﾍ丶ヽ ヽ＼ヾヽｿ. (Gokuu) ゞﾐ ﾟдﾟ) 悟空 (＼／＼／
Hand friend
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) If you combine 'hand' (手) and 'friend' (友)... 手 ( ﾟдﾟ) 友 ＼／| y |＼／ (pull out) ( ﾟдﾟ) 抜 (＼／＼／ (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Hitachi
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) 'Hitachi' (日立) makes home appliances... 日 ( ﾟдﾟ) 立 ＼/| y |＼/ But combined, it makes a 'sound' (音). ( ﾟдﾟ) 音＜kono～ki nan'noki kininaruki～ (＼/＼/
T/L note: This is referencing the "Hitachi Tree" (日立の樹, Hitachi no Ki) jingle featured in Hitachi commercials since 1973, not to be confused with the samanea saman (monkeypod, rain tree) of the same name at the Moanalua Gardens in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Hero
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) 'H' (エッチ) and 'ero' (エロ) are terms for sex perverts. H ( ﾟдﾟ) ERO ＼／| y |＼／ But combined, they become a 'hero' (ヒーロー). ( ﾟдﾟ) HERO (＼／＼／
Shouichinoro
Listen up, everyone. ( ﾟдﾟ) (| y |) 'Shouichi' (小一) and 'noro' (ノロ) are idiotic typos. 小一 （ ﾟдﾟ） ノロ ＼／｜ｙ｜＼／ But combined, they become 'Koishi' (小石). （ ﾟдﾟ） 小石 （＼／＼／
Snoopy
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) Both 'te' (で) and 'tsu' (つ) don't mean anything... で ( ﾟдﾟ) つ ＼/| y |＼/ But combined, you get Snoopy. ( ﾟдﾟ) でつ (＼/＼/ If you can't see it, do your homework. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Tender
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) When a 'person' (人) is filled with 'sorrow' (憂)... 人 .( ﾟдﾟ) 憂 ＼/| y |＼/ It means they're 'tender' (優). ( ﾟдﾟ) 優 (＼/＼/
Transient
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) A 'person' (人) writes about a 'dream' (夢)... 人 ( ﾟдﾟ) 夢 ＼／| y |＼／ Because they're 'transient' (儚). ( ﾟдﾟ) 儚 (＼／＼／ Meaning that people's dreams are transient. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |)
Two people
Listen up, everyone. (ﾟдﾟ ) (| y |) This character means 'person' (人)... ( ﾟдﾟ) 人 (＼/＼/ When two people help each other. 人 ( ﾟдﾟ) 人 ＼/| y |＼/ You just have 'two people' (从). ( ﾟдﾟ) 从 (＼/＼/ Not support. (ﾟдﾟ ) *toss* (| y |＼ ⌒从
Notes
External links
- Shougololi on Niconico Encyclopedia
- Shougololi on Pixiv Encyclopedia
- Iika Minna on the 2ch AA Illustration Project
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1)
“Shougo” (小五 / 小５) is short for “Fifth Year, Elementary Schooler” (小学校５年, Shōgakkō Go-nen).
2)
“Lolita” (ロリータ), often shortened to “loli” (ロリ), is a synonym for “shoujo” (少女) or “youjo” (幼女) that describes young women with a short stature or youthful face. The term was once broad, describing the aesthetic of feminine dresses (i.e. lolita fashion) or schoolgirl uniforms, but the definition became muddied when the term “low teens” (ローティーン) caught on in the 1990s.
3)
"ガン＝カタのガイドライン２" (May 10, 2004). 2channel /gline/.
4)
"ガン＝カタのガイドライン２" (July 10, 2004). 2channel /gline/.
5)
"ガン＝カタのガイドライン２" (July 11, 2004). 2channel /gline/.
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