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Supertenko

Supertenko (スッパテンコー, Suppatenkō), also called Suppatenko, is a Touhou Project themed variant of the “Ainabridge Taisa” kopipe, which was first posted on September 12, 2003 within the Touhou Series General Thread in 2channel's /gsaloon/ board on September 12, 2003.1)

Summary

The original story is about a man caught loudly masturbating while using the family computer by his younger sister,2) but in this variant, it's about Ran Yakumo who was caught using her spell cards naked by Chen. As for the name, it's a portmanteau of Ran's “Shikigami's Radiance 「Princess Tenko -Illusion-」” spell card with the “Super Onanie” phrase from the original story.

Kopipe

Original Text

マヨヒガには部屋がふたつしかありません。みんなでつかってます。
で、ご主人様と橙が大抵家にいるのでテンコーした事がなかったです。
しかーし、起きると二人ともいない!ラッキー!テンコーできる!っと喜ぶ暇も惜しんで、となりの部屋へ!
当然式神らしく下半身スッパテンコーだ!
ああ、、、ブディスト、四面楚歌楽しいよお、などとお気に入りスペルで盛り上がる私
そして、いよいよ大詰めが近づき、フィニッシュに選んだのはやっぱりテンコー!
もうテンション上がる事山の如しで、ほとんどブリッジ状態でワープしまくり!
誰もいないので、「ああ~!テンコ!テンコオオオ、プリンセスたのしーよーーー!たのし~!」
等とほぼ絶叫しながら逝こうとしていたとき、、、、
「藍様、うるさい~」と笑いながら黒猫の式が入ってきました。
私は宴の準備等で大声を上げることが多いので、そんな感じだとおもったみたいです。
しかしそこには、下半身裸でイリュージョンしてるマスターの姿が、、、
飛翔毘沙門天で部屋を出て行きました。ご主人様がかえって来るまで、となりの部屋から出てきませんでした。
2週間会話してないです。。。
以前は尻尾の中でお昼寝させるほど仲の良い式神だったのに、、、
憑きたてほやほやなのを嬉しそうに話してきてくれたのに、、
すまん、マスターは変態なのだ。。。

どうしたらいいのでしょう??
だれか、もっと恥ずかしい話をめぐんでください。。。

English Translated

There are only two rooms in Mayohiga and everyone uses them.
My master and Chen were usually at home, so I have never tenko'd.3)
But if you wake up early, neither are up! Lucky! I can tenko! No time to rejoice, to the other room!
Naturally, with the lower half of my shinkigami body, I could Super Tenko!
Aah,,, Buddhist,4) Siege from All Sides5) is fun, etc. I got erect from my favorite spell cards.
And then, for the grand finale, I chose to finish with Tenko!
The tension of the mountain has risen up, it was like warping a bridge!
Nobody was up, so I yelled “Aa~! Tenko! Princess Tenko~, I feel good~! So good~!”
And so on. While I was screaming and almost ready to ejaculate,,,
A black cat came in and laughed, “Ran-sama, so noisy~”
Since I usually yell when preparing a party, I thought I could pass it off as that.
However, you could clearly see her master performing illusion while her lower half was nude,,,
I left the room with Flying Bishamouten.6) I wouldn't leave the other room unless my master came.
For two weeks, I didn't speak…
Back then, I was close to my shikigami and would let her nap in my tail,,,
She would happily talk to me while I possessed her,,
I'm sorry, your master is a pervert…

What do you think I should do??
Someone, please share a more embarrassing story…

Notes

  • It's fine to associate “Supertenko” with a nude Ran since the original story is rather obscure, but do note that it's over a decade old and might make some people cringe.
  • Tenshi Hinanawi, sometimes dubbed “Tenko” by fans, did not exist when this was made.
1)
"龍符「東方シリーズ総合スレッド 45/45」" (September 13, 2003). 2channel /gsaloon/.
2)
The wording of the original story makes it easy to miss the fact that his sister was a high school student.
3)
“Tenko” and “Princess Tenko” refers to Ran's “Shikigami's Radiance 「Princess Tenko -Illusion-」” (式輝「プリンセス天狐 -Illusion-」) spell card.
4)
“Buddhist” refers to Ran's “Shikigami's Shot 「Ultimate Buddhist」” (式弾「アルティメットブディスト」) spell card.
5)
“Siege from All Sides” refers to Ran's “Shikigami's Radiance 「Charming Siege from All Sides」” (式輝「四面楚歌チャーミング」) spell card.
6)
“Flying Bishamouten” or “Soaring Bishamouten” refers to Chen's “Kishin 「Flying Bishamouten」” (鬼神「飛翔毘沙門天」) spell card.
supertenko.txt · Last modified: 2024-09-23 00:24:07 by 127.0.0.1