Telehoman (テレホマン) is an ancient AA 'superhero' which would appear from 11pm–8am to deal with dial-up internet problems. Naturally, he'd stop appearing once dial-up was replaced with broadband, then NTT eventually discontinued their Tele-Hodai service in 2023.¹⁾

• Telehoman Flying Attack (テレホマンフライングアタック) @ 10:58:01pm
  A preemptive strike at 2 minutes and 59 seconds before the lines get clogged up at 11:00pm.
• Traffic Doubling Attack (トラフィック倍増攻撃) @ 11:00pm–8:00am
  Telehoman start to multiply, greatly reducing the attack power of ADSL and FTTH.
• Telehoman Last Attack (テレホマンラストアタック) @ 8:00am–8:15am
  A final attack, showing off to the weak Telehoman that log off at 7:58am to avoid the phone bill fees.
• Telehoman Overtime Attack (テレホマン時間外アタック) @ 8:00am–11:00pm
  Telehoman that appears outside of their regular, nocturnal hours.
• Teleho Sleeping Fist (テレホ暴睡拳)
  Alternatively, Telehoman can masturbate, pass out, and wake up to dial-up fees he didn't use.

• Due to the Japanese keyboard layout, 'NTT' was sometimes called 'Mikaka' (みかか), which is also why the Windows 'XP' operating system was sometimes called 'Sase' (させ).

• Telehoman on the 2ch AA Illustration Project
• Telehoman on Pixiv Encyclopedia
• Telehoman on Niconico Encyclopedia

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