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Kuso Inu☆
The comic notably has a minor Inmu reference that attracted Cookie☆ fans seeking new content to leech off,6) which is why it has the 'Kuso Inu☆' (クソ犬☆) nickname. Some early translations of Niconama Hata-tan incorrectly assumed 'If You Aren't Feeling Well, Why Not Take a Jab?' (元気がなけわば❌ャブをキメればいいじゃない, Genki ga Nake waba Jabbu o Kimereba Ī Janai) was the title,7) when it was actually a tagline.
Summary
The story begins with Chen showing an iPhone to Cirno, pulling up Niconico, then it cuts to Hatate's stream. Hatate sees a negative comment and slits her wrists off-stream, then Aya calls Hatate which excites her as they hadn't met since high school.8) When they meet, her hopes are dashed upon seeing a clingy Momiji. Aya asks for Hatate's help, which she sees as a perfect opportunity.
As three weeks pass, Hatate leaves her apartment and ends up accepting drugs from Tewi, which motivates her into completing her task. Aya is impressed by Hatate's work, with Momiji growing jealous, then Hatate thanks Tewi and resumes streaming after getting paid. Her happiness is then dashed as Aya is dissatisfied by her next work, then Momiji punishes Hatate when Aya isn't looking, urging Hatate to leave.
Hatate watches an Inmu video with Hide to cope, then gets depressed again. The situation does not improve with Aya harshly criticizing her next work as Momiji bullies her. From there, Hatate would return to Tewi with freshly slit wrists and vents that the drugs have worn off, so Tewi offers a more 'potent' drug that goes into her arm. She then resumes streaming as her drug addiction worsens.
After the preview ends, Hatate would get light praise from Aya, but Momiji spoils her mood and stabs her slit wrists with a fork.9) This causes Hatate to leave in a hurry, stream her public breakdown which worsens the situation, then she gets a vision of her younger self before her fans show up. We return to Chen and Cirno who discusses her disappearance, and rumors of her being drugged or sent into prostitution.
Cast and credits
| Voice actor | Character(s) voiced | Twitter handle | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Raimu (らいむ) | RaIM姉貴 HTTN | Hatate | @aerobics1030 |
| Shukoren (朱紅蓮) | SKRN姉貴 | Momiji, Cirno | |
| Tsuyuri (つゆり) | Tewi | @tsuyukira | |
| RIO☆ | AY先輩 | Aya, Chen | @rio_0c_0v |
Notes
- JK Hata-tan → JK Hata-tan Aisare Jouzu → NicoNama Hata-tan → PakiPaki Hata-tan
- Shiruka Bakaudon also illustrated Fleeting Faith for Fleeting Humans (儚き信仰は儚き人間のために), which also had its own voice drama preview in the form of Shūkyō☆ (Religion☆).10)
- The full comic actually has 54 pages, not 40 pages.
- At the time of this writing, most of the existing English-language translations relied on their public previews, so you will be missing out if you don't know where to look.
External links
Nico Life Hata-tanon Pixiv - The full preview with the incorrect cover page.- Nico Life Hata-tan on Niconico Seiga - The same preview, but with the right cover page.
- Nico Life Hata-tan on E-Hentai - The awkward English translation of the preview.
- Nico Life Hata-tan on Niconico Douga - The voiced version of the preview.
- Nico Life Hata-tan on YouTube - The English subtitled version of the voiced preview.
- Kuso Inu☆ on the Cookie☆ Explanation Wiki
- Kuso Inu☆ Transcript on the Cookie☆ Jikkyou Wiki
