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Yōkanman

Yōkanman (ようかんマン), or Youkanman, is a simple Yōkan-themed AA character that surfaced in 2channel's /mona/ board around February 2004. They would declare a “savior” (救世主, kyūseishu), make some puns on “zu” (図) or “chōshi” (調子),1) then proceed to get sliced.

Text artwork

A savior for this violent thread!!
 .__
ヽ|・∀・|ノ Yōkanman
 |__|
  | |
 .__
ヽ|・∀・|ノ < Don't get carried away!
 |__|
  | |
 . 図図
 . 図図
        __
      |・∀・|ノ  
     ./|__┐
       /  図
    """"""""""""""
         .__
       ((ヽ|・∀・|ノ
         |__| ))
          | |
          .図
  """""""""""""""""""""""""
   わっしょい! わっしょい!
\                  /
  ___    縁起   ___
━| |・∀・|>━━━━━| |・∀・|>━
  |ノ|__|        |ノ|__|
   ̄>>          ̄>>
      l;;;;;;;;;;;;l| ← This is soft
     ヽl・∀・l|ノ ← This is Yōkan
      l;;;;;;;;;;;;l|  ← This is soft
       | |

    Siberiaman

The Savior of Steel

    \           ヽ         |         /             /
     \          ヽ         |           /           /
      \       ヽ           |        /        /
     A SAVIOR OF STEEL FOR THIS VIOLENT THREAD !!
          \      ヽ               /      /
‐、、            \                         /          _,,-''
  `-、、          ┌─────────┐            _,,-''
      `-、、       |                |         _,,-''
         `       |                    |
             !`ヽ  |. ●            ● .| i⌒!
───────‐  ヽ、 \|:.    ├──┤    .:|ノ ノ   ───────‐
              \_|:::...    ヽ、  ノ     ...:::!_/
                  |::::::::::...     ̄   ...:::::::::::|
           _,,-''     |:::::::::::::::........    ......:::::::::::::::::|    `-、、
        _,,-''         l::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!         `-、、
 ,'´\           / |;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| \           /`i
 !   \       _,,-┐  \:::::;‐、:::::::::::::::::::::::::::;‐、:::::/     r‐-、、      /   !
 ゙、   `ー--<´   /      ̄| | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄       ゙、  >-一'′   ,'
  y'         `ヽ/     /  | |        | | ヽ      ヽ '´         イ
            ,、-――ー-- 、___,            (ノ
             /   __,ノノノ、  く  Decapitating Slice!
          /   / 、_,  、_从 |           ゚_    ,、-
          //l/ / ィ;;;;r  、__!| l|ノ           l」 ,ィ'´
         イ | l|イ! ゙ー' , l;;;j川l       _,、- '"´|   /:::|
         !l川 ノ| " r┐ "川 _,、- ''"´      l /:::::::!
            ノVl|ハト、_  ー'  ノノノ|         |/::::::::::|
                ノノ三彡'´⌒ヽ |         l:::::::::::::|
           /  イ __    | |          |:::::::::::::|_,、-''"´
           _く○___,ノr-‐ 、`ヽ_,ノ |       _,、-‐''"!:::::::::::/
       r'´ /     ( rー¬、_,ノ|  |_,、- ''"´    。:::::::::/
      ⊂| /     `'l    \|   \       + :::::::::/
       У /      ヽ、   \    \    ●/::::::::/       ,ィ
       / /        `'ー--<    \  "∧:::::/ 、____,ノ !
        〈 /     !       \ `ヽ    \/  V  ヽ、    /
       >!      |          ヽ、!     o ゛ / ,   `'ー‐'´
      ゙~ヾ、   |          //        / ハ      ,、イ
        |`゙ヾ、_,ノ、______ノ/       (__)_,ノ  ヽ、_,、ィ'´ | |
        |   /゙~~~ハ'ーヘ イ´                | |_r、| |
        | "" /     |    |               ヽ、_,ノ| |

Notes

  • It doesn't seem like anybody really understands how this character got popular.

See also

.   ____
   | |・∀・| /⌒⌒ヽ
   | |\  |`イ  ノハぃ) カク
.  (( |_|_ィ⌒`」 ∥' 、 ソ|
    ノ と、_入`_,つ λ う

Yōkanman (幼姦マン) is a derivative character who is an extra line taller and has a name that features the kanji for “youth” (幼, you) and “sex” (姦, kan). You can probably figure out their gimmick from there. If you ever come across porn of this rectangular cuboid food with a silly face and stick figure limbs, this is probably what it's referring to.

1)
I can't really provide a translation for these because they're very context-dependent.
yokanman.txt · Last modified: 2024-10-23 15:52:33 by namelessrumia