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Daddy Cool

Daddy Cool (ダディクール, Dadi Kūru) is a surreal AA character that was made in December 2003,1) but wasn't known as “Daddy Cool” until June 2004.2) His name comes from a kopipe about an American barbaque, but it has almost has nothing to do with the character.

The character is often depicted as a cool, silent character who wore a suit and usually gave off a surreal atmosphere as large letters exit his body. Today, Daddy Cool is mainly known for being insanely good at Mahjong, presenting a better hand than the hand he thinks he has.3)

History

On December 19, 2003, an anonymous user in /kao/ combined UWAAAAA with the Findem Jizo,4) though he didn't have a name. Then on March 18, 2004, news about a family reunion in Pearl, Mississippi which turned deadly5)6) spread to /newsplus/,7) and one user blogged about hating the barbecue they had while on a business trip to the United States, shown below:8)

まあ、アメリカ人のバーベキューへの思い入れは凄まじいものがあるからな。
海外赴任中に取引先のデブに、ディナー奢ったお礼に誘われて、嫌々行ってみたんだが、
まず肉が凄い。キロ単位で塊で買ってくる。手土産に持ってった肉をみて「それじゃ足りないよ、
貧乏人」という顔をする。エコノミックアニマルはいつまでも肉食には慣れないらしい、みたいな。
絶対、その肉4キロより、俺が買ってきた肉500gの方が高い。っつうか、それほぼ脂身じゃねえか。
で、デブが肉を切る。やたら切る。不良風のデブ娘とデブ息子もこのときばかりは親父を尊敬。
普段、目もあわせないらしいガキがダディクールとか言ってる。郷ひろみか? 畜生、氏ね。
鉄板も凄い、まず汚ねぇ。こげとかこびりついてる。 洗え。洗剤で洗え。つうか買い換えろ。
で、やたら焼く。焼いてデブ一家で食う。良い肉から食う。ゲストとかそんな概念一切ナシ。
ただただ、食う。デブが焼いて、デブがデブ家族に取り分ける。俺には回ってこない。畜生。
あらかた片付けた後、「どうした食ってないじゃないか?」などと、残った脂身を寄越す。畜生。
で、デブ一家、5キロくらい肉を食った後に、みんなでダイエットコークとカロリーカットのビールを飲む。
「今日は僕も飲んじゃう」とかデブ息子が言う。おまえ、酒どころか絶対薬やってるだろ?
デブ娘も「ああ、酔っちゃった、あなた素敵ね」とか言う。こっち見んな、殺すぞ。
デブ妻が「太っちゃったわね」とか言って、デブ夫が「カロリーゼロだから大丈夫さ」とか言う。
アメリカンジョークの意味がわかんねえ。畜生、何がおかしいんだ、氏ね。

まあ、おまえら、アメリカ人にバーベキュー誘われたら、要注意ってこった。
Well, I think Americans are tremendously fond of barbecues.
I had a fat client overseas invite me over to one as thanks and I reluctantly accepted.
First off, the meat was a surprise. They buy it in kilos, large chunks. They look at the meat I bought as
a gift and say, “that's not enough, peasant.” Like, the economic animal9) must not be used to eating meat.
I bet 4 kilos of meat costs less than the 500 grams I bought. I mean, it's mostly all fat, right?
Then, the fatty cuts the meat. Just cuts and cuts. While the fat punks I assume were his kids looked at him.
It didn't even look like they were gonna say “daddy's cool” either. Are you Hiromi Go? Fuck it.
The steel plates were dirty and sticky with remains. Wash. Wash with detergent. Actually, go buy new ones.
He grilled a lot and his family ate all the good meat up… except he forgot the guest was here.
They just eat and eat. The fatty roasts it, hands it to his family, and it doesn't even come my damn way?
When the meal's almost over, they say “You haven't eaten at all?” and gave me their leftovers. Fuck.
After they ate like 5 kilos, they started drinking Diet Coke and low-calorie beer.
“I'll drink too,” the fat son says. You've been doing drugs and drinking, haven't you?
His fat daughter said something like “Oh, I'm tipsy, you look great.” Don't look at me, I'll kill you.
The fat wife says, “I gained weight” and the fat husband says, “Don't worry, it's zero calories.”
I don't understand what the hell this American joke is. Damn it, what's so funny? Go fuck yourselves.

Well, guys, if you ever get invited to an American barbecue, you better watch out.

People thought it was funny, so this became a kopipe,10) someone wrote “Daddy Cool” in large letters,11) then our previously unnamed character would be given a business suit and placed underneath “Daddy Cool” on June 2, 2004.12) Threads for the character now called “Daddy Cool” were made within days.13)14) A user gave him a raised arm,15) then the Mahjong tiles were added at a later date.

Text artwork

  ./  ̄/〃__〃   /  ̄/       /
    ―/  __ _/   ./ ―― / /
    _/   /   /   _/    _/ /_/
    /\___/ヽ
   /''''''   '''''':::::::\
  . |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
  |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
.   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
   \  `ニニ´  .:::::/     +
,,.....イ.ヽヽ、ニ__ ーーノ゙-、.
:   |  '; \_____ ノ.| ヽ i
    |  \/゙(__)\,|  i |
    >   ヽ. ハ  |   ||

NO THANK YOU

  /\___/\
/ /    ヽ ::: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,,   |
|   ,;‐=‐ヽ   .:::::|
\  `ニニ´  .:::/      NO THANK YOU
/`ー‐--‐‐―´´\
       .n:n    nn
      nf|||    | | |^!n
      f|.| | ∩  ∩|..| |.|
      |: ::  ! }  {! ::: :|
      ヽ  ,イ   ヽ  :イ

Venue Entrance

                    /\___/ヽ  Oh, we have guests. I'm very sorry, sir.
                  /''''''   '''''':::::::\  The doujin venues here have a 'no smoking' policy.
                  |(●),  、(●/ ̄ ̄\   May I ask you to leave?
                  |  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ/::::::::::   \
           __ _    .|  `-=ニ=- |::::::::::::::     |
     .    ./:::::::::  \   \ `ニニ´ |::::::::::::::...    |  ...I don't smoke any cigarettes.
        /:u:::::::::::   \   ヽ  ,:  .|:::::::::::::::::    |    Think about your manners.
       /:::::::::::::::::::U    \ へ,__,/ ゝ:::::::::::::::  ノ
.      |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.     |,イミフメ,ィi'´ ヽ::::::::::.. /
       \::::u:::::::::::::::::... ..  / ,〉イ     /:::::::::: ヽ
       /::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::u... \ /ミミ!  .  |:::::::::::  |

                    /\___/ヽ  No, no, I'm talking about this guest. There's also
                  /''''''   '''''':::::::\   a 'sweating ban' to go with the 'no smoking' policy.
                  |(●),  、(●/ ̄ ̄\ Sorry for that, and thanks for understanding.
                  |  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ_ノ  ヽ、  \
           _ノー ' !   |  `-=ニ=-(●)(● )   |
     .    ./::::::u ̄\`て\ `ニニ´ (__人__)    .|   That's too bad, Yaruo.
        /:u::::::::::   `そ  ヽ  ,:  ヽ`⌒ ´    |     ...Then, I guess you'll go home.
       /:::::::::::::::::::  U   \ へ,__,/ .{        /
.      |::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.  u  |,イミフメ,ィi'´ ヽ     /
       \::::u:::::::::::::::::... ..  / ,〉イ     /    ヽ
       /:::::::::::U::::::::::::::::u... \ /ミミ!  .  |     |

Mahjong hands

Claimed hand Actual hand
JA ZH EN JA ZH EN
タンヤオ
Tanyao
断么九
Tanyaochū
断幺九
Duànyāojiǔ
All Simples 四暗刻
Sūankō
四暗刻
Sìànkè
Four Concealed Pungs
カン
Kan

Kan

Gàng
Kong 九蓮宝燈
Chūrenpōtō
九蓮寶燈
Jiǔliánbǎodēng
Nine Gates
ポン
Pon

Pon

Pèng
Peng 国士無双
Kokushimusō
十三幺
Shísānyāo
Thirteen Orphans
テンパイ
Tenpai
聴牌
Tenpai
听牌
Tīngpái
Ready Hand

"Tanyao" (Sūankō)

  ./  ̄/  ̄  / _|__ ___|_
    ―/     /   |/   /|
    _/  _/    |  _/|
                                  /\___/ヽ
    (.`ヽ(`> 、                      /''''''   ''''''::::::\
     `'<`ゝr'フ\                  +  |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
  ⊂コ二Lフ^´  ノ, /⌒)                   |  ,,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
  ⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´                 + |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
       \_  、__,.イ\           +     \   `ニニ´  .:::/    +
        (T__ノ   Tヽ        , -r'⌒! ̄ `":::7ヽ.`- 、   ./|
         ヽ¬.   / ノ`ー-、ヘ<ー1´|  ヽ | :::::::::::::ト、 \ (  ./ヽ
          \l__,./       i l.ヽ! |   .| ::::::::::::::l ヽ   `7ー.、‐'´ |\-、
  ___________________________  __
 │二│三│四│二│三│四│二│三│四│◎│◎│◎│伍│|伍|
 │萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│◎│◎│◎│萬│|萬|

Proper arrangement:

  ___________________________  __
 │二│二│二│三│三│三│四│四│四│◎│◎│◎│伍│|伍|
 │萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│◎│◎│◎│萬│|萬|

"Kan" (Chūrenpōtō)

            /
        __  _   /          __|     /
           /   /                 /
         _/   /                /
            _/            ___/
                                  /\___/ヽ
    (.`ヽ(`> 、                        /''''''   ''''''::::::\
     `'<`ゝr'フ\                   +  |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
  ⊂コ二Lフ^´  ノ, /⌒)                      |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
  ⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´                  + |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
       \_  、__,.イ\           +     \   `ニニ´  .:::/    +
        (T__ノ   Tヽ        , -r'⌒! ̄ `":::7ヽ.`- 、   ./|
         ヽ¬.   / ノ`ー-、ヘ<ー1´|  ヽ | :::::::::::::ト、 \ (  ./ヽ
          \l__,./       i l.ヽ! |   .| ::::::::::::::l ヽ   `7ー.、‐'´ |\-、
  _____________________     _________
 │一│一│一│二│三│四│伍│六│七│八|   │:::::│九│九│:::::|
 │萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│萬│   |:::::│萬│萬│:::::|

"Pon" (Kokushimusō)

                    __|__○      ̄  /
                        |              /
                        /  |  \      _/
                                  /\___/ヽ
    (.`ヽ(`> 、                      /''''''   ''''''::::::\
     `'<`ゝr'フ\                  +  |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
  ⊂コ二Lフ^´  ノ, /⌒)                   |  ,,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
  ⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´                 + |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
       \_  、__,.イ\           +     \   `ニニ´  .:::/    +
        (T__ノ   Tヽ        , -r'⌒! ̄ `":::7ヽ.`- 、   ./|
         ヽ¬.   / ノ`ー-、ヘ<ー1´|  ヽ | :::::::::::::ト、 \ (  ./ヽ
          \l__,./       i l.ヽ! |   .| ::::::::::::::l ヽ   `7ー.、‐'´ |\-、
   ________________________            ____
  |一|九│一│九│一│九│  │  │  │  │  │      ___|  │  │
  |萬|萬│索│索│筒│筒│東│南│西│發│中|      │    │  │  │
  └─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┴─┘      └──┴─┴─┘

Notes

1) , 4)
"うわあああああ その7" (December 19, 2003). 2channel /kao/.
6)
"Shooting over BBQ kills 1, injures 1" (March 16, 2004). Free Republic.
9)
“Economic animal” (エコノミックアニマル) is a derogatory term for people who prioritize profits. It came from a 1965 quote from Pakistani foreign minister Zulfikar Ali Bhutto who allegedly said, “the Japanese people are money-hungry animals, not politically-knowledgeable animals” (日本人などは金に飢えた動物で、政治のわかる動物ではない). He was complimenting Japan's powerful economy at the time, long before the recent Lost Decades of economic stagnation, but this was misconstrued as an insult and led to outrage.
13)
"ダディクール" (June 5, 2004). 2channel /kao/.
14)
"ダディクールのガイドライン" (June 6, 2004). 2channel /kao/.
15)
"ダディクールのガイドライン" (June 8, 2004). 2channel /gline/.
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