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Golgolmois

“hey,hybrid1) american. i don't your future and killing soon!”2)

Golgolmois (ごるごるもあ), later known as Mangolmois (まんごるもあ), is a self-proclaimed Ryukyuan schizophrenic3)4)5) and Japanese nationalist. He used to be a tripcode user on 2channel, ◆753Z/RLFiY, but is mostly known as an 'early lolcow' on 4chan6) and World2ch.7)

Background

Yasuo Chinen (知念(ちねん)靖雄(やすお)),8)9)10)11) born December 5, 1976, is a self-proclaimed Ryukyuan and a high school dropout with a proficiency certificate that developed schizophrenia around 2001, thus receives welfare. He lives near the Ōsakakō Station in Minato-ku, Osaka.12) For hobbies, he has an interest in some form of astral projection, thus his 'friendship' with aliens, and used to write music at some point.

Notable events and incidents

  • 2003-11-05 - Golgolmois gets arrested for making bomb threats to the Kadena Air Base in Okinawa, despite living in Osaka, following an investigation into a 2channel post made on June 22, 2003.13)14)
  • 2011-02-05 - Golgolmois visits the Tokyo Imperial Palace and says “the Ryukyuans are indigenous people, amen” before tossing 'bath bombs' into the moat. Some viewers would report these activities, so the Imperial Guards would eventually confront and arrest him.15)
  • 2011-05-05 - Golgolmois fights with a street vendor in Umeda who forces him to turn the camera off, since he was filming people without their permission. The police arrive, but simply file a report.
  • 2011-06-05 - Golgolmois orders a Big Mac from a McDonald's location, but he was shirtless aside from cat ears and a collar. He did get his food, but the police took him away.
  • 2011-06-28 - Golgolmois accidentally revealed his phone number on stream, so he decided to show all the phone numbers that were prank calling him, which got him permabanned from Niconico.
  • 2023-09-19 - Golgolmois takes a photograph with Johnny Somali,16)17) a live streamer who is known for being a public nuisance in foreign countries.

List of 4chan threads

Golgolmois made a number of threads on 4chan's “Weapons” (/k/), “Request” (/r/), and “Anime & Manga” (/a/) boards in 2007, but nobody made the connection since he used his Japanese name. His barely legible posts mainly consist of anti-Statesianism, insistence that Occupied Iraq should be turned into a capitalist democracy, and mentions of the controversial Yasukuni Shrine.18)

Thread Subject Date Posts
All OP
/k/445209 Advent messiah 2007-04-02 3 1
/k/511578 Fuck of U.S. force. 2007-05-13 8 1
/k/515207 Bush are fuck president. 2007-05-15 13 1
/k/515314 Bush are fuck president. 14 2
/k/515461 I want your beef! 6 1
/k/525487 To fuck president Bush. 2007-05-21 100 18
/k/525669 Kill Bush 11 1
/k/527621 W e a r e Y a s u k u n i f a s c i s m . 2007-05-22 70 5
/k/530726 Fuck Off Okinawa U.S.base! 2007-05-24 55 2
/k/534132 W e a r e Y a s u k u n i f a s c i s m . 2007-05-26 35 3
/k/534382 Okinawa is very very angry. 11 2
/r/1150334 You please send this to Bush. 1 1
/k/534585 You please send this to Bush. 7 2
/k/536249 We are big Yasukuni ideological and different Judea. 2007-05-27 3 1
/k/536304 Hey,you!Please send this to Bush. 5 1
/k/536362 Hey U!OKINAWA U.S.base only product is shitty amputees! 5 1
/k/536525 All peoples is brainwashed by FBI job. 16 2
/k/537833 THIS IS AMERICAN BRAINWASHED 2007-05-28 15 1
/k/539762 I kill Bush. 2007-05-29 5 1
/a/3598116 Okinawa was very very angry! 2007-05-31 77 1
/k/543166 THIS IS AMERICAN BRAINWASHED 3 1
/k/543194 OKINAWA WAS VERY VERY ANGRY! 100 22
/a/3645125 HEAVEN'S GATE BECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! 2007-06-02 8 3

Notes

  • Golgolmois used to envision himself as an elf.19) To be fair, his ears were pretty huge.20)
  • At one point, he was a self-proclaimed 'anarchist',21) yet his posts were largely 'anti-communist'22) and 'anti-socialist',23)24)25)26)27) now he's a self-proclaimed 'super leftist' (スーパー左翼).
    • In reality, it seems more like an incomprehensible form of liberalism with irredentist elements.
    • Most of his anti-Russian posts are just clearly motivated by the Kuril Islands dispute.
  • He will occasionally visit Tempozan Park, which has this very identifiable ferris wheel.28)29)30)31)
  • For some reason, 'Golgolmois' is occasionally mistyped as 'Golgomois', like Golgo 13.

*click*   / 〃.,、   ヽ 
  ∧、   l ノ ノハヽ、  i 
/⌒ヽ\ i | l'┃ ┃〈リ  Our demands is to abolish the Japanization of Okinawa
|( ● )| i\从|l、 _ヮ/从  and blow up the United States military base tomorrow.
\_ノ ^i |ハ  ∀ \ 
 |_|,-''iつl/  †/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
  [__|_|/〉 .__/ Magic  /__
   [ニニ〉\/____/ http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6562262

We cannot allow communism to prevail any further.
Therefore, we demand the following from the government to reclaim our democracy.
1. Abolish the Japanization of Okinawa.
2. Abolish Omoiyari Yosan.
3. Negotiate with the United States to remove their military bases.
4. Include a reconstruction budget proposal.
5. Multiply the current number of Okinawan seats in parliament by four.
1)
The term 'hybrid' is presumably a mistranslation of the 'zasshu' (雑種, lit. “mixed breed”) insult, which would be translated as 'mongrel' nowadays. It's also worth noting that Fate/stay night didn't exist yet.
2) , 7)
"GOLGOLMOIIS ALL KILLER by ryukyu" (March 29, 2003). World2ch /news/.
3)
Golgolmois revealed he had 'schizophrenia' (統合失調症, tōgō shitchō shō) when an officer interrogated him during his Tokyo Imperial Palace stream around February 5, 2011.
6)
"RealGolgolmois unmasked" (October 4, 2003). 4chan /b/.
11)
"Top". Yachuo.
18)
For context, the Yasukuni Shrine is controversial for its enshrinement of war criminals, thus invoking the strong reaction in China and Korea who were most affected by Japanese imperialism. However, this didn't invoke the same reaction in English-language communities since the audience, at the time, would not know the context or what it meant, assuming they had no personal connection to it.
22)
"恐怖の実名報道". 電脳医学研究所.
24)
"You please send this to Bush." (May 26, 2007). 4chan.
27)
"OKINAWA WAS VERY VERY ANGRY!" (May 31, 2007). 4chan.
30)
"ネットアイドルが歌ってます" (September 25, 2022). Twitter.
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