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Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure
Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure (古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険, Komeiji Koishi no DokiDoki Daibōken), commonly shortened to KoiDoki (こいドキ) or KKHTA, is a fan-made Touhou Project horror series by “Sentakubune” (洗濯船)1) that began on June 28, 2009.
It's often described as a dark, edgy, and violent work, but there's a method to the literal madness. On the other hand, it hasn't quite aged well, taking severe liberties with canon, and can be a bit hard to follow. Either way, I just don't have a strong opinion on the series.
Summary
This series features disturbing and graphic content. Some content warnings include: bloodshed, cannibalism, child abuse, decapitation, dismemberment, familial abandonment, implied rape, murder, physical and psychological torture, sexual assault, systematic genocide, etc.
Part 1–18
「帽子は私のお
“This hat is my friend♡ It helps me relax.”
The story begins on October 3rd where Koishi thinks about fishing, and nearly killed two people at Koumakan for a fishing rod. Satori is alerted to stop her, dragging Koishi home and locking her up, then Satori returns to apologize the next day. Remilia lets her go, but Satori warns that Koakuma isn't innocent as she seems, which agitates them. Satori gets a clean shot at Koakuma, but Remilia decks her before she could move.
Concurrently, Koishi escapes her room and Gensōkyō descends into madness by 4:25pm on October 4th, so Yukari and Reimu begin their investigation into Chireiden and Koumakan respectively. With the montage of bloodshed and falsified memories, Satori begins to head home. During this, Yukari mistook Koishi as the threat in Chireiden, neutralizes her, then Reisen2) reveals herself and executes Yukari.
Koishi proceeds to borrow Yukari's body, though Yukari urges her to check in on Reimu at Koumakan. As for Reimu, she identifies Koakuma as the threat, and Udonge shows up to stop Reisen's ambush. Returning to Chireiden, we see Satori watch the souls being redirected there, but the Watatsuki Sisters decide to neutralize her for being a risk to their 'Moonlight Descent Ceremony' (月影降臨術, Tsukikage Kōrin-jutsu) plan.
At this point, we are shown how the Satori got their bodies, Koishi's trauma, and how the invading Lunarians coerced the Satori into their 'absolute world peace' plan by turning all living beings into third eyes. We also learn that the Lunarians tried to abolish the outside world's sorrows by creating a madness-inflicting moonlight, which solely impacts Gensōkyō, and Eirin's rushed 'rain of detoxification' solution.
Final Part
「全てが開いた世界で‟カミ”に対抗
“The only thing that can oppose 'god' in a world where everything is open… is a 'closed eye of love'.”
The final part opens up with the Lunarians warning the outside world of an 'imminent alien threat' before this story even began. Koakuma boards the 'Vishoka'3) ship with Patchouli, then our protagonists head to the Hakurei Shrine, finding Toyohime making sure that their Great Hakurei Barrier will shatter by eliminating them. After their loss, Kaguya curiously hands 'Koishi Yakumo' a detoxification vial and a bit of advice.
As foretold, the Great Hakurei Barrier shatters at 6:59pm on October 4th, so the Lunarians readily send their 'Vishoka' ships out to eradicate all of Gensōkyō's former inhabitants, now turned into kaiju, while Koakuma harnesses all of their powers. Toyohime taunts Satori for raising Koishi despite, having no relation to her, then Yorihime is killed as she eliminates the last three kaiju.
With the 'perfect conditions' achieved, the Lunarians blast the moon's eye open, turning all living beings into third eyes. Seven years have passed. We find Koishi and Yukari, separated, but living together in a south German residence. Yukari grieves with survivor's guilt, then attacks Koishi's escapism, claiming that she closed her eye for selfish, manipulative reasons, so Koishi pokes her third eye open to 'face reality' with her.
List of Episodes
Episode | Original Title | Uploaded | Subtitled4)5) | |
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01 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART1 | 2009-06-28 | | 01 |
02 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART2 | 2009-07-05 | | 02 |
03 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART3 | 2009-07-21 | | 03 |
04 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART4 | 2009-08-13 | | 04 |
05 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART5 | 2009-10-19 | | 05 |
06 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART6 | 2009-11-17 | | 06 |
07 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART7 | 2010-01-17 | | 07 |
LCRC | [東方]第3の目ダンス[ロコロコ] | 2010-02-03 | LCRC | |
08 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART8 | 2010-03-24 | 08 | |
DDNP | [東方]古明地こいしのドドンパ節[手書き] | 2010-04-09 | DDNP | |
09 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART9 | 2010-09-19 | 09 | |
10 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART10 | 2011-04-05 | 10 | |
11 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART11 | 2012-01-05 | 11 | |
12 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART12 | 2012-10-21 | 12 | |
13 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART13 | 2013-02-26 | | 13 |
14 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART14 | 2013-05-29 | | 14 |
15 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART15 | 2013-06-22 | | 15 |
16 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART16 | 2013-07-17 | | 16 |
17 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART17 | 2013-09-08 | 17 | |
18 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 PART18 | 2013-12-27 | 18 | |
F1/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回1/97) | 2014-07-09 | F1/9 | |
F2/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回2/9 | F2/9 | ||
F3/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回3/9 | 2014-07-20 | F3/9 | |
F4/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回4/9 | 2015-10-24 | F4/9 | |
F5/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回5/9 | 2015-10-31 | F5/9 | |
F6/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回6/9 | 2016-05-24 | F6/9 | |
F7/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回7/9 | 2016-05-24 | F7/9 | |
F8/9 | 【東方手書き】古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険 最終回8/9 | 2016-12-01 | F8/9 | |
F9/9♭ | 古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険(最終回9/9)♭1 | 2024-03-16 | ← | |
古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険(最終回9/9)♭2 | ||||
古明地こいしのドキドキ大冒険(最終回9/9)♭3 |
Explanations
The rest of this article contains spoilers. I've written way too much here that it's a bit of a disservice if 75% of the page is under a spoiler tag.
Chronological summary
The story tells us the myth of Tsukiyomi being separated from her lover and becoming the moon,9) then fast forwards to the Common Era where Eirin would voluntarily become pregnant with Kaguya's clone during The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter before Kaguya had to return.10) We haven't found out what happened to her clone, technically speaking, but most suspect that it had something to do with Koishi.
Gensōkyō is founded in the late 19th century, then Sanae's backstory likely occurs in the mid 20th century.11) Eventually, the Lunarians embark on the 380,000km trip to invade Earth in 1972,12) slowing once they're 400km away13) in 1982, and incidentally shred Koishi's body.14) From here, tragedy falls upon the two Satoris, roped into their plans in the early 1980s,15) then Koishi rampages.16)
Forty years have passed since the Lunarians brought world peace, reeducating humanity,17)18) and our long three-day story finally begins here. The Lunarians warn humanity of an 'imminent threat' as Koakuma and Reisen begin experimenting.19)20) In the following day, Satori apologizes at 4:00pm,21) the 'madness' starts to soak Gensōkyō at 4:25pm, and Flandre shatters the Great Hakurei Barrier by 6:59pm.22)
After the Lunarians systematically kill off Gensōkyō's inhabitants in their Kaiju form, being hailed as saviors, they conclude their plan of reuniting Tsukuyomi with her lover and turning all living beings into third eyes. Seven years have passed since then.23) Koishi and a weakened Yukari are shown alive, separated, and left to reflect on the tragedy during a snowy Sunday24) in southern Germany.
What year is this?
The story doesn't provide us with an exact year, but we can infer the year that it roughly takes place in since it does provide us with a vague time range and what time had passed. Obviously, this does not mean anything and the story could still tell us, so it's just a fun thought experiment. Also, moon phases don't mean much if this moon can be moved,25) plus the 'post-ceremony' supposedly begins in the Winter months.
1982 Scenario | 1983 Scenario | 1984 Scenario | 1985 Scenario | |||||||||
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10/3 | 10/4 | 10/5 | 10/3 | 10/4 | 10/5 | 10/3 | 10/4 | 10/5 | 10/3 | 10/4 | 10/5 | |
Lunarian Invasion | 1982 | 1983 | 1984 | 1985 | ||||||||
SUN 🌖 | MON 🌖 | TUE 🌖 | MON 🌘 | TUE 🌘 | WED 🌘 | WED 🌔 | THU 🌔 | FRI 🌔 | THU 🌖 | FRI 🌖 | SAT 🌖 |
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Main Events | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 | ||||||||
MON 🌔 | TUE 🌔 | WED 🌔 | TUE 🌖 | WED 🌖 | THU 🌖 | THU 🌒 | FRI 🌒 | SAT 🌒 | FRI 🌔 | SAT 🌔 | SUN 🌔 |
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Post-Ceremony | 2029 | 2030 | 2031 | 2032 | ||||||||
Known details - Sunday. Snowing. Probably not October? |
Madness
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“War, conflict, oppression, discrimination, poverty, massacre, bullying, fighting, famine, disparity, madness, prejudice.”26)
As the 'Moonlight Descent Ceremony' requires absolute world peace, the Lunarians tried to absolve humanity of their sorrows by trapping these emotions onto the dark side of the moon,27) which had an unintended effect of Gensōkyō absorbing the 'madness' (狂気, kyōki). Eirin creates the 'detoxifying rain' (解毒の雨, gedoku no ame) as a temporary fix, but was ousted before she found a proper solution.
When the time came, Koakuma and Reisen experiment on the fairies,28)29) then madness gets unleashed and turns everyone violent, but also falsified memories (e.g. Cirno's inability to remember,30)31) Udonge's legs32) being unharmed,33)34) etc.). Overall, we're led to believe that this genocide was a Lunarian cover-up, and we're simply left wondering what our remaining protagonists will do with the vial that Kaguya gave them.
Notes
- When the series began, the latest fully released Touhou Project work was Touhou Chireiden.
- The purpose of Sanae's backstory is to give a backstory to the Sadistic Sanae fan interpretation, which used to be popular until her personality was fleshed out in canon, so the whole sequence now comes off as unnecessary filler that people will brush off as 'senseless' violence without this context.
- Furthermore, the series began at a time where 'powerscaling' was the rage, with the Watatsuki Sisters were 'unbeatable' because of how Touhou Bougetsushou went. However, recent works have dismantled powerscaling and Junko would canonically overthrow the Lunar Capital in Touhou Kanjuden.
- There is a misconception that people who watched this before Touhou Bougetsushou are the ones assuming they're 'evil', but it ignores the reality that Touhou Bougetsushou did poorly at first.
- Junko does make an appearance in Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure, but she's killed off in the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China.35)
- Of course, the existence of a people's republic implies that socialism still exists and it raises the question: does the Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, and the GDR still exist here?
- There's also the 'error' of Renko and Merry existing in the present,36) but this is mostly bad timing as Sumireko didn't canonically exist until 10 months after the video was released.
- Koishi with Yukari's body is officially named 'Koishi Yakumo' (八雲こいし),37) but the five-year gap may have led some artists to name the fusion 'Yukari Komeiji' (古明地ゆかり) instead.
- During the grand fight at the Hakurei Shrine, the Dragon God strikes Yorihime's left eye as it attempts to descend39) before it is quickly removed. To reiterate, Yorihime's eye patch covers her left eye.
- Kaguya's advice about the 'Closed Eye of Love' (閉じた恋の瞳, Tojita Koi no Hitomi) is a reference to Koishi's title in Touhou Chireiden, which makes it seem like this was always the series' intention.
- Yorihime's attempt at summoning a Norse god, but getting no response,40) implies that all of those gods stopped existing, presumably because humans began worshiping the Lunarians instead.
Toggle chart. (Hey, what were those words before the Part 13 incident?)
See also
- Touhou Igyoukyou - Notably inspired.
External links
- Almost Nothing Beats Doing Laundry on a Sunny Day on Niconico Douga - The official playlist.
- Sentakubune on Pixiv - Mostly artwork.
- Sentakubune on YouTube - New!
- Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure on Niconico Encyclopedia [JA]
- Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure on Pixiv Encyclopedia [JA]
- Koikoi's Heart-Throbbing Adventure on Moegirl Encyclopedia [ZH]
- Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure on Namu Wiki [KO]
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