Marisa, Alice, and Root Vegetables with Gorgonzola (魔理沙とアリスと根菜(こんさい)のゴルゴンゾーラ和(あ)え),¹⁾ also called Gorgonzola☆ (ゴルゴンゾーラ☆), Goruzo☆ (ゴルゾ☆), or Konsai☆(Root Vegetable☆) (根菜☆), is the final Cookie☆ voice drama directed by “Shiriri” (しりり), uploaded on June 6, 2018.²⁾

Following the Gundam Wing parody and opening sequence, the story begins with a bunch of shenanigans at the Hakurei Shrine with Reimu and Suika, then a time skip occurs and Shion comes in to beg for change. Reimu calls in Yukari, who uses a durian to get rid of Shion, but Joon threatens 'legal' action, so they panic and accidentally burn down the shrine, which does reveal that Shion was still alive.

Marisa finds the three in the forest, begging for change, but Marisa refuses to budge, until Suika threatens to bump the 'anti-Marisa' thread on 2channel.³⁾ The four travel to the Human Village as beggars, briefly meet Shion again, then the five head to 'Border Inc.'⁴⁾ where Ran quits after being denied abura-age. Suika gives a lot of catnip to Chen, which results in Shion tied up in cat collars.

They eventually decide to pit Shion aginst Tewi, as their abilities seem to be opposites, and the story rapidly progresses to a fighting match with sponsorship money on the line. The first round passes with no victor, a shopping segment on hydrogen water occurs, then the second round sees Tewi using a barber's pole to attract Hina as a way to weaken Shion by 'draining' the misfortune out of her.

Joon belittles Shion, which allows Shion to use her 'true power' against Tewi and win, except Yukari threw in the towel as her body couldn't handle it. Upon waking up, Shion gets the money that Joon stole, which she gives to Reimu, except the audio is meta commentary on voice dramas as it's difficult to find people who aren't already 'in the know' and how most of the newer ones are lazier.

Following a credits sequence that plays around with an Initial D clip, it turns out that the Yorigami Sisters ended up giving Reimu so much money, she had an expensive shrine built and could rule over Gensōkyō. Similar to the start of the video, Shion comes in to beg for change again, but Reimu rudely declines, then she demands a cigarette, except the fairies end up revolting and burn down the shrine.

• The juxtaposition of "I'm huge in Japan", a phrase about relative popularity, with the kanji for “big dick” (巨根, kyokon) implicates a joke about stereotypical cock sizes.
• Suika repeatedly shouting “kongyo” (コンギョ) is a reference to “Gonggyeokjeonida” (공격전이다),⁵⁾ which is a North Korean song that somehow became a meme on the Japanese internet.
• At the end of the video, there is a small Masochistic Tenshi joke, which is met with Reimu instructing Yuuka to drag Tenshi away from her. We don't know if Yuuka is sadistic or not.

• Supeka☆ → RTA☆ → Birthday☆ → Gorgonzola☆

• Marisa, Alice, and Root Vegetables with Gorgonzola on Niconico Douga
  • Marisa and Alice's Root Vegetable Gorgonzola Dressing (English Subs) on YouTube
  • Marisa and Alice's Root Vegetable Gorgonzola Dressing (English Subs) on Niconico Douga
• Gorgonzola☆ on the Cookie☆ Explanation Wiki