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Kuma

Kumā(Bear) (クマー) is a whimsical AA character that surfaced on 2channel in the early 2000s. He likes to babble, takes the bait, and often fights with Nukedonald and Pīpo-kun.1) In the Western internet, early 4chan users somehow managed to turn him into Pedobear during the 2000s.

History

ヽ(・(ェ)・)ノ

Around 2000, there was an old meme of a white bear slipping on ice that was edited to look like it got snagged on a fishing line, so users started using a bear kaomoji, then the PS2 game Kuma Uta became 'popular', and bear sightings were common in 2004.2)3)4)

The details behind his first sighting is unclear, but Kuma somehow reached 4chan and became 'Pedobear',5)6) before he was used in the Flash animation 'Futari wa Purikuma'7) which parodied the Futari wa Precure opening, then he later spread to PTT during the 2006 Asia Series. He stopped being relevant after that, last appearing during the whole digital television transition in Japan around 2010.

Text artwork

   ∩___∩
   | ノ      ヽ
  /  ●   ● | 
  |    ( _●_)  ミ  
 彡、   |∪|  、`\   Kuma──!!
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )  
(___)   / (_/
 |       /
 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \  
       \_)

Taking the bait

               .|   
               .|   
    ∩___∩    |   
    | ノ\   ,_ ヽ  .|   
   /  ●゛  ● |   .J   
   | ∪  ( _●_) ミ  
  彡、   |∪|   |      
 /     ∩ノ ⊃  ヽ 
 (  \ / _ノ |  | 
  \  "  /  | | 
   \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ / 
      ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
                             | 
                             | 
      ∩___∩             | 
      | ノ  _,  ,_ ヽ        ((  | プラプラ 
     /  ●   ● |         (=) 
     |    ( _●_)  ミ _ (⌒)   J  )) 
    彡、   |∪|  ノ 
⊂⌒ヽ /    ヽノ  ヽ /⌒つ 
  \ ヽ  /         ヽ / 
   \_,,ノ      |、_ノ
                        / 
                 ぷちっ   / 
         ∩___∩  .   从 / 
         | ノ       ヽ      / 
        /  ●   ● |  (=)ヽし 
        |    ( _●_)  ミ/ ` ノ 
       彡、   |∪|  ノ   / 
         /   ヽノ     /  ノノ 
         /         / 
        /        /
           ムシャ         | 
             ムシャ       | 
      ∩___∩              |ぷらぷら
      | ノ      ヽ        ((   | 
     /  ●   ● |         J  )) 
. ((  |    ( _●_)  ミ ・ 
    彡、   |∪}=) ,ノ ∴ 
     /    ヽ/^ヽ ヽ  。 
     |      ヽ \ | 
     |      ヽ__ノ
         \   ∩─ー、    ====
           \/ ● 、_ `ヽ   ======
           / \( ●  ● |つ
           |   X_入__ノ   ミ   I was lured with such bait, kuma――
            、 (_/   ノ /⌒l
            /\___ノ゙_/  /  =====
            〈         __ノ  ====
            \ \_    \
             \___)     \   ======   (´⌒
                \   ___ \__  (´⌒;;(´⌒;;
                  \___)___)(´;;⌒  (´⌒;;  ズザザザ

Ababababa

   ∩___∩
   | ノ      ヽ/⌒) Ababababababa
  /⌒) (゚)   (゚) | .|
 / /   ( _●_)  ミ/    ∩―-、
.(  ヽ  |∪|  /    / (゚) 、_ `ヽ
 \    ヽノ /      /  ( ●  (゚) |つ
  /      /      | /(入__ノ   ミ   Ababa abyababyababa
 |       /       、 (_/    ノ
 |  /\ \       \___ ノ゙ ─ー
 | /    )  )       \       _
 ∪    (  \        \     \
       \_)

Super Bowl XLI

       ∧  ∧
      / ヽ‐‐ ヽ
     彡      ヽ
     彡   ●  ●                   ∩___∩
     彡  (      l                  | ノ      ヽ
    彡   ヽ     |                  /  ●   ● |
    彡    ヽ    l   ★SUPER BOWL★   |    ( _●_)  ミ
    / `     ( o o)\      XLI       彡、   |∪|  、`\
   / __    /´>  )  SOUTH FLORIDA  / __  ヽノ /´>  )
   (___|_(   /<ヽ/     02.04.07     (___)   / (_/
    |       /  ´                 |       /
    |  /\ \    COLTS     BEARS |  /\ \
    | /    )  ).                  | /    )  )
     ヒl    (  \.                  ∪    (  \
          \二)                        \_) 

Derivatives

Analoguma

      ┼╂┼
    ∩_┃_∩
    | ノ      ヽ
   /  ●   ● |
   |    ( _●_)  ミ    There's plenty of
  彡、   |∪|  、`\ < time until November
  / __ ヽノ /´,>  )   7th, 2011, kuma!
 (___)   / (_/
  |       /
  |  /\ \    ANALOGUMA
  | /    )  )
  ∪    (  \
        \_)    ※ There is no copyright.

Analoguma (アナロ熊) is an unofficial 'rival' mascot to Chidejika, the JBA's deer mascot during Japan's digital television transition, that was made in the /news/ board on April 28, 2009.

Shōhi Seikatsu Guma

.
   ∩___∩
   | ノ  消   ヽ
  /  ●   ● |     We expect many issues
  |    ( _●_)  ミ  < in this world, kuma.
 彡、   |∪|  、`\    So, pick up a pamphlet,
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )   and take care, kuma.
(___)   / (_/
 |       /
 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \
       \_)

The Shōhi Seikatsu(Consumer Life) Guma(Bear) (消費生活グマ) was a budget mascot that 2channel proposed to the Fukuoka City's Consumer Affairs Center, which they actually used for a brief period.8)

International variants

Pedobear

Pedobear. Pedobear was an image rendition of Kuma that reached 4chan in late 2004,9)10) but the idea of a 'pedophilic bear' has unclear origins. Several theories have surfaced where 4chan either: mistook Kuma as a child porn indicator,11) was edgy, was also pedophilic,12) misspelled 'bipedeal bear', or inferred the Kuma Uta lore.13)

Regardless of the circumstances, Pedobear become a way to 'mock pedophiles' and it was picked up by mainstream media since people kept jamming the character into places for fun. However, do note that Pedobear has been 'out-of-style' for over a decade now, being replaced with the mutated parody of himself called Spurdo Spärde.

Three Bear Diagram

 Incredible, you're the first one out!     And I only got 4 points from Japan!
        ∩___∩                     ∩___∩
        | ノ ⌒  ⌒ヽHA    __ _,, -ー ,,    HA  / ⌒  ⌒ 丶|
        /  (●)  (●)  HA   (/   "つ`..,:  HA (●)  (●) 丶
       |     ( _●_) ミ    :/       :::::i:.   ミ (_●_ )    |  *twist*
 ___ 彡     |∪| ミ    :i        ─::!,,    ミ、 |∪|    、彡____
 ヽ___       ヽノ、`\     ヽ.....:::::::::  ::::ij(_::●   / ヽノ     ___/
       /  JPN  ./ヽ <   r " KOR r ミノ~.    〉 /\ CHN丶
      /      /    ̄   :|::|    ::::| :::i ゚。     ̄    \    丶
     /     /          :|::|    ::::| :::|:            \   丶
     (_ ⌒丶...        :` |    ::::| :::|_:           /⌒_)   TPE
      | /ヽ }.          :.,'    ::(  :::}            } ヘ /  ∩___∩
        し  )).         ::i      `.-‐"             J´((  / ⌒  ⌒ 丶|
          ソ                                  ソ  (●)  (●) 丶
                                   How'd you drift here?  ミ (_●_ )    |
                        (Watch out! The tide's coming in!) ミ、 |∪|    、彡

Note: Due to limitations, the ANSI art is rendered back into AA form.

The 'Three Bear Diagram' (三熊圖)14) is a unique case where an ANSI art conversion had been made for sports-related banter on PTT and, despite the name, it technically has four bears. It originally made fun of South Korea's Samsung Lions being eliminated by La New Bears in the 2006 Asia Series. Nowadays, the artwork is quite rare, but does return for special occasions.

Spurdo Spärde

Spurdo Spärde. Spurdo Spärde is a Pedobear parody that came from the Finnish bulletin board, Kuvalauta, in 2009, following the Jonneweb shoutout.15) The original userbase would associate Pedobear with their unrefined humor, so they'd mock their visitors using mistyped posts16) and their poorly-drawn imitations of Pedobear.17)

The names would gradually mutate into 'Spurdo Spärde', then Kuvalauta died on August 31, 2010, but the meme was later revived once people started using the Pepe-based Spurdo at Ylilauta around July 2011. This variant was given a body, became 'Aligersantti Spurdo' or 'Gorporal Spurdo',18) then it infested Krautchan.

Lugiolainen Spurdo with Le American Bear. Back then, the most popular variant was the 'Lugiolainen(Highschooler) Spurdo'19) who works at Siwa,20) and he would meet this fat Statesian tourist called 'Le American Bear'21) which enabled a lot of negative stereotype jokes. But in 2015, a surreal mutation that only had a head and legs, called “Gondola”, emerged on Ylilauta.22)

  • Kuma on Japanese Wikipedia
  • Kuma on the 2ch AA Illustration Project
  • Kuma on Pixiv Encyclopedia
  • Kuma on Niconico Encyclopedia
1)
In short, 'Nukedonald' (ヌケドナノレド) asked people to 'step outside' while 'Pīpo-kun' (ピーポくん) asked people to 'come to the police station for a moment'.
3)
"相次ぐクマ出没 なぜ?" (October 6, 2004). Shimbun Akahata.
4)
"クマの大量出没" (January 19, 2012). World Wildlife Fund.
5) , 9)
"Yotsuba vs. Pedobear" (October 26, 2004). DeviantArt.
6) , 10)
"Masukotto Konpetishon" (December 25, 2004). World4ch /sjis/.
11)
This theory asserts that 4chan users kept seeing Kuma in spam threads advertising child pornography, not knowing that Kuma being posted was meant to warn onlookers to not take the bait.
12)
This theory is highly contentious as 4chan historically had a “Lolicon” (/l/) board until October 31, 2004 and the “Random” (/b/) board kept having 'jailbait' threads, so the notion that it was meant to 'mock pedophiles' on a website that was historically permissive with pedophilic content may sound suspicious or whitewashed.
13)
The 'Shirokuma Chaos' (白熊カオス) bear in Kuma Uta allegedly sings about how he likes being abused by little girls, which led to cheap jokes about the bear being a 'lolicon' or a 'pedophile'.
14)
The name can either be read as 'Sān Xióng Tú' in Chinese or 'San Kuma Zu' in Japanese.
15)
"Jonneweb.net" (December 1, 2008). Jonnesweb.
16)
"en tajuu tätä mut nauratti" (August 26, 2009). Kuvalauta.
18)
Alikersantti (lit. “Undersergeant” or “Junior Sergeant”) is the lowest ranking non-commissioned officer in the Finnish military. Its equivalent rank is Corporal in most other land-based military units.
19)
The term 'lukiolainen' can be translated as 'high schooler' (high school) or 'gymnasiast' (gymnasium). It largely depends on what a secondary school is called in your area.
20)
“Siwa” was a Finnish convenience store chain. In 2017, it was acquired by the Finnish retail conglomerate Kesko who would rebrand the stores as “K-Market”, no relation to Kmart or Kmart Australia.
21)
"and still no one cares" (January 4, 2012). 4chan /jp/.
22)
"Hey guys, Gondola has finally arrived..." (Novmeber 8, 2015). Ylilauta /int/.
kuma.txt · Last modified: 2025-05-12 15:47:00 by namelessrumia