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Moskau

Moskau (もすかう, Mosukau), or Moskow, is the 1979 Eurodisco song by Dschinghis Khan. This article is mostly focused on the 2channel trend around 2005 that spawned a massive wave of Flash animations, relying on Japanese-language 'mishearings' called soramimi.

Brief history

The song's popularity can be traced back to Tamori Club, a late-night variety program which notably had a weekly Soramimi Hour segment where they'd play foreign music and come up with a mishearing. For the April 30, 2004 broadcast, they played Moskau, so “Deine Seele ist so groß. Nachts, da ist der Teufel los.”1) had become “daiji na issunbōshi, nakushi tari shitara taihen yo” (大事な一寸法師 なくしたりしたら大変よ).2)

Later that year, the song would be reused in the August 24, 2004 broadcast, so its “Natascha, hah, hah, hah, du bist schön”3) became “watasha ha-ha-'haru' desu” (わたしゃ は は「はる」です).4) By April 2005, the users on 2channel's /news4vip/ board became fascinated with the song, thus the phenomenon, and the aforementioned soramimi from Tamori Club made its way into most of their renditions of Moskau.5)

Flash animation

Moskau (もすかう, Mosukau) is a collaborative Flash animation, credited to “AQUA” and “O-ten”, which was uploaded around August 3, 2005.6)7) It is one of the more popular soramimi versions of Moskau.

Japanese lyrics English translation
もすかう
Moskau
Moskau,
塩分 手 生えるんすか
Enbun-te haerun suka
Does salt make your hands grow?
爪を そっとポイ
Tsume o sotto poi
Gently toss a nail away.
帰りなさい
Kaeri nasai
Go home.
もすかう
Moskau
Moskau,
ゴスペル 許せへん
Gosuperu yurusehen
Gospel is unforgivable.
出川 散歩 いや変
Degawa sanpo iya hen
Degawa's walk is weird.
いんげん 崇拝
Ingen sūhai
Green bean worship.
お酒 へっ へっ 変な事件さ
Osake he he hen'na jiken sa
Sake! I-I-It's a strange incident!
わたしゃ はっ はっ 春です
Watasha ha ha harudesu
Me! I-I-It's spring!
回り STEP! STEP!
Mawari suteppu! suteppu!
Rotating, STEP! STEP!
A4 100円な
Ayon hyaku-en na
A4 paper is 100 yen!
おっさん ボートで へーこらほー
Ossan bōto de hē kora hō
Old man on a boat, he-kora-ho~
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
もすかう もすかう
Moskau Moskau
Moskau, Moskau,
夢見る アンディさん
Yumemiru Andi-san
Dreaming Andy-san,
おっさんですか シャアですか
Ossan desu ka Shā desu ka
Is it an old man? Is it Char?
おっほっほっほっほ へい!
O ho ho ho ho, hei!
Ohohohoho, hey!
息子 息子
Musuko musuko
Son, son,
大事な一寸法師
Daiji na issunbōshi
The precious Issun-bōshi,
なくしたりしたら大変よ
Nakushi tari shitara taihen yo
It'd be a big deal if you lost it.
あっはっはっはっは へい
A ha ha ha ha, hei!
Ahahahaha, hey!
もすかう もすかう
Moskau Moskau
Moskau, Moskau,
指先 カーリーや
Yubisaki kārīya
Curly fingertips,
便所戦争 決戦だ
Benjo sensō kessenda
Toilet war, decisive battle.
おっほっほっほっほ へい!
O ho ho ho ho, hei!
Ohohohoho, hey!
ムスカ ムスカ
Musuka musuka
Muska, Muska,
とにかく あっかんべ
Tonikaku akkanbe
Anyways, get lost.
ピザ実質 3000円
Piza jisshitsu sanzen yen
Pizza's essentially 3000 yen.
あっはっはっはっは へい
A ha ha ha ha
Ahahahaha!
もすかう
Moskau
Moskau,
コイツって 完全体
Koitsu-tte kanzen karada
This guy is perfect.
すふぃーげるで つぁーでっはい
Sufigerude tsadehai
Spiegel and Tsar, yes?
うー ヴィーナス cool
Ū vīnasu kūru
Ooh, Venus Cool.
うぉうぉうぉうぉうぉうぉうぉ
Uououououououo
Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish,
もすかう
Moskau
Moskau,
メガネ 仕入れ店
Megane shiire-ten
Glasses supplier,
えー マジ いいでんねん
Ē maji iidennen
Huh, seriously? That's great.
ハイスピーディー ブーン
Hai supīdī būn
High Speedy Boon.
お酒 屁っ 屁っ 変な リプレイさん
Osake he he, henna ripurei-san
Sake! Fart, fart, strange replay button!
わたしゃ ハァ ハァ 春です
Watasha ha ha harudesu
Me! I-I-It's spring!
回り STEP! STEP!
Mawari suteppu! suteppu!
Rotating, STEP! STEP!
A4 テリーマン
Ayon terīman
A4 paper Terryman!
お茶 棒出て 屁出ちゃう ほー
Ocha bō dete he de chau hō
Stick comes out of a tea, lets out a fart, oh~
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
もすかう もすかう
Moskau Moskau
Moskau, Moskau,
夢見る アンディさん
Yumemiru Andi-san
Dreaming Andy-san,
おっさんですか シャアですか
Ossan desu ka Shā desu ka
Is it an old man? Is it Char?
おっほっほっほっほ へい!
O ho ho ho ho, hei!
Ohohohoho, hey!
息子 息子
Musuko musuko
Son, son,
大事な一寸法師
Daiji na issunbōshi
The precious Issun-bōshi,
なくしたりしたら大変よ
Nakushi tari shitara taihen yo
It'd be a big deal if you lost it.
あっはっはっはっは へい
A ha ha ha ha, hei!
Ahahahaha, hey!
もすかー
Mosukā
Moska~
ラーララララララ ラーララララララ
Rārararararara rārararararara
La-lalalalalala, La-lalalalalala,
オホホホホ ヘイ!
Ohohohoho, hei!
Ohohohoho, hey!
もすかー
Mosukā
Moska~
ラーララララララ ラーララララララ
Rārararararara rārararararara
La-lalalalalala, La-lalalalalala,
アハハハハ
Ahahahaha
Ahahahaha!

Notes

  • The song's Japanese name is 'Mesaze Mosukuwa' (めざせモスクワ, lit. “Aiming for Moscow”).8)
  • During the 2000s, the song had a different revival in the west for different reasons.
    • There's a notable FC/NES-style rendition of Moskau which was uploaded to YTMND by “tumult” on May 21, 2005,11) more popularly associated with the Star Fox 64 meme of Peppy Hare saying 'Do a Barrel Roll' that was later uploaded on February 18, 2006.12)
    • YouTube was just invented in 2005, but one of the earliest uploads of Moskau was first uploaded on September 15, 2006,13) which later became an internet meme and a brief YTPMV fad.
  • Moskau (AQUA) [Archive] + Moskau (O-ten) [Archive] - The popular version of Moskau.
    • Moskau on YouTube - Unofficial reupload.
      • Moskau on YouTube - Unofficial reupload, but extended with higher audio quality.
    • Moskau on Niconico Douga - Unofficial reupload.
  • Moskau on Pixiv Encyclopedia
  • Moskau on Niconico Encyclopedia
1)
The original line translates to: “Your soul is so big. At night, the devil is loose.”
2)
The soramimi version translates to: “The precious Issun-bōshi, it'd be a big deal if you lost it.”
3)
The original line translates to: “Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful.”
4)
The soramimi version translates to: “My name is s-s-'spring'.” or “Me? I-I-It's 'spring'”.
6)
"もすかう". 0-tenflash.
8)
The city's original name was 'Moskovĭ' in old Russian, which was historically transcribed as 'Moscow', but the modern name is actually 'Moskva' or 'Moskwa' in modern Russian.
11)
"Moscau 1989" (May 21, 2005). YTMND.
12)
"Moskau barrel roll" (February 18, 2006). YTMND.
13)
"Dschinghis Khan - Moskau" (September 15, 2006). YouTube.
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