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Sasuga Brothers

The Sasuga Brothers (流石兄弟, Sasuga Kyōdai) are two AA characters who were made on September 7, 2002.1) The Fuun-derived characters utilize a computer where they usually act like a Japanese comedy duo, and they also have a very extensive family.

The name comes from their usual punchline, “Sasuga da yo na Onera” (流石だよな俺ら, lit. “As expected of us”), and they're commonly seen with a Fujitsu “FMV” laptop. Most people recognize the brothers from their use in Japan's Golden Age of Flash.

Characters

          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) 
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \     | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

The character on the left is Anija, while the character on the right is Otoja. While they may look similar at first glance, their noses and left eye are different. The extended family is mentioned later in the article.

Anija

  ∧_∧
  ( ´_ゝ`) 「OK、ブラクラゲット。」
 /    \ (OK, Browser Crusher GET.)

Anija (兄者, lit. “Older Brother”) is the boke who collects erotic images, but he often runs into browser crushers2) and never learns. He usually says “OK, OK” and is often colored green.

Otoja

  ∧_∧
  (´<_`  ) 「流石だよな俺ら。」
 /    \ (As expected of us.)

Otoja (弟者, lit. “Younger Brother”) is the tsukkomi who is more rational than Anija. While he usually takes jabs at Anija, he does looks up to him at times. He's often colored blue.

Family tree

                             @@@@@
                /≡\         @_≡_#@         ∧_∧
       ? ─┬─  (´<_、` )        (ノ しヾ#) ──┬──(・<_ヾ・ )
            │   /ヽv/"\       / \^/ ヾ   .|    /ヽv/ \
            │    Jijija          Babaja    .|    Sofuja
            │                            |
          …┴─────┐                ┌──┴…
    (((((((((((                        @@@
  /((((((())))))ヽ          彡⌒ミ        @#_、_@        _、_
 (((((リ  ´_ゝ` ))))        ( ´_ゝ`).. ─┬─  (  ノ`)       ( ,_ノ` )y━・~
(((((/       \)))))     /   \.   │   / ^ \
((((   Obaja (Minako)     Chichija   .│    Hahaja      Ojija (Shibusawa)
                           │
       ┌─────┬─────┬─┴───┬―――――┐
    ∧ノノ))∧    ∧_∧     ∧_∧    〃'´⌒`ヽ     ∧_∧        ∧_∧
    ∬ ´_ゝ`)   ( ´_ゝ`)    (´<_`  )   〈((リノ)))i iヽ    (´<_` )      ( ´_ゝ`)
    ∬ヽ__ノ∬   /   \   /   \   l从・∀・ノ!リ人   | i i r ヽ     /    \
     Aneja     Anija      Otoja      Imoja      Sueja    Fuun (Itokoja)

The above artwork shows the Sasuga family tree. Most of the family's names are a portmanteau their position in the tree with “ja” (者, lit. “person”). However, you'll only ever see Hahaja, Aneja, and Imoja.

  • First Generation
    • Jijija (爺者, lit. “Old Geezer”)
    • Babaja (婆者, lit. “Old Hag”)
    • Sofuja (祖父者, lit. “Grandfather”)
  • Second Generation
    • Obaja (おば者, lit. “Aunt”) / Minako (美奈子)
    • Chichija (父者, lit. “Father”)
    • Hahaja (母者, lit. “Mother”) wishes the brothers would study or find a job, so she occasionally chastises them. She sometimes confuses the computer for a Famicom (NES) console.
    • Ojija (おじ者, lit. “Uncle”) / Shibusawa-san (渋沢さん)
  • Third Generation
    • Aneja (姉者, lit. “Older Sister”) lives alone, but comes home once in a while. She'll usually ask Imoja about things she doesn't understand. She also ends up finding their brother's porn.
    • Anija (兄者, lit. “Older Brother”)
    • Otoja (弟者, lit. “Younger Brother”)
    • Imoja (妹者, lit. “Younger Sister”)
    • Sueja (末者, lit. “Youngest Sibling”)
  • Itokoja (従兄弟者, lit. “Cousin”) / Fuun (フーン)

Text artwork

OK, Browser Crusher GET.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) As expected of us.
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \./    | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

Desktop version

OK, let's try the Desktop PC.
             ∧_∧
      ∧_∧   (´<_`  ) As expected of us.
     ( ´_ゝ`)   /  ⌒i
 ̄\  /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/| |
 ̄ ̄| /   ./  FMV  / | |
 ̄| |(__ニつ/____/  | |____
田| | \___))\  ̄(u ⊃
ノ||| |       ⌒ ̄ 

Smartphone version

I can doodle on this smartphone app.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) The phone doesn't bend, right?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \ /    | |
  /   _ │    | |
__(__ニつ / │__ | |
      ̄      (u ⊃

Tablet version

Let's play with the iPad for a moment...

Oh, no.
I think this is left-handed only.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Have you checked your hand settings?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \ /    | |
  /   / ̄/ゝ    | |
__(__ニつ _,/ニ,).__ | |
      ̄      (u ⊃

Well, we're both ambidextrous.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) We own two smartphones, but swap the SIM card.
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \ |   | |
  /  ./ ̄/ヽ |   | |
__(__ニ/ ⊂ニ,)_|__.| |____
      ̄´      (u ⊃

Energy saving (Less bytes)

OK. Let's save energy.
       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (´<_` ) As expected of us.
  ( ´_ゝ`)/  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃

We can also save energy as well.
      ,、,、
  ,、,、 ('!_`)
  ( '_!`)/  i^i As expected from energy saving.
_(っ/ ̄/__i i_
    ̄ ̄  `~

I recommend this for self-assertion.
       ,、,、
   ,、,、 ('!_`)
  ( '_!`)/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ This laptop's too big, Anija.
_ (っ ./  FMV  /_
  \/____/

Multiple laptops

Those posts are all me, by the way.               ∧_∧
           ∧_∧                   (´<_` ;) As... expected of Anija.
           ( ´_ゝ`)                  /   ⌒i
          /   \                 / ィ   | |
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
__ _/  Prius  //  FMV  //  VAIO // Mebius // LaVie  /____
   \/_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
   _ /ThinkPad //WinBook//DynaBook//Libretto // Presario/
   \/_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
   _ / Inspiron //Endeavor//InterLink //  Evo  //Let'sNote/
   \/____//____//____//____//____/
         │        │        │        │        │          ┌─┐
         └────┴────┴────┴────┴───────コ.│

Large gathering

       ∧_∧    ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧
      ( ´_ゝ`)   (´<_ ` )( ´_∧`)_∧(´<_`∧)_∧
      /    ヽ ∧_/∧  ∧_∧( ´_ゝ`)  ( ´_ゝ`)
      (  |    |( ´_ゝ`)/( ´_ゝ`)   \∧_∧ \
  ∧_∧ヽ⊃   .| ∧_∧ U   ∧_∧..(´<_`  ) | | Anija, who are these people...
 (´<_`  ) |    (´<_` ).| Y ( ´_ゝ`) ./  ⌒i . ∧_∧
 /∧_∧ヽ| .∧_/∧     .| .| /   \|    | |(´<_`  )
 ( ´_ゝ`)   ( ´_ゝ`) ∧_∧ /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/||/    \
 /    ヽ  /    ヽ( ´_ゝ`)(__ニつ/ FMV  /..| |____|
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   \/____/(u ⊃ 

Alternate outfits

Japanese New Year

Look, Otoja's wearing a kimono.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Isn't it a bit too early?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /ヽv/" ̄| 
   ./ヽv/"\  //  |, |
  / | /// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/|  |
__| フつ/  賀正  //__>__
  レ\/____/  (u ⊃

Christmas

Otoja, it's almost Christmas.
            /⌒ヽ
  / ̄ \    /   <`O
  0⌒>   ヽ  ⊂ニニニ⊃
    ⊂ニニニ⊃ (´<_`  ) Isn't it too hot, Anija?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /ヽ。/~⌒i
   /~ヽ。/~\  。  .| |
  / ,  。/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/.| |
__(__.0つ/  X'mas / |__|__
    \/____/ (u ⊃

In Siberia

OK, >>107 Get.
     ,,,,,,,,,,,,,     ∧_∧
.   [|,,,,,★,,|]   (´<_`  )、 As expected of us.
    ,( ´_ゝ`)   /''',_,'''' ヽ)
   ノ,ー.=ニ彡、  / l. ,_,  i, |
  /./ .::::ミ:ミ/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |,,,,,|
  '''(,;;;[]つ./  FMV  /'''''ミ,,,,,,ミ__
 ̄ ̄ ̄\/____/  ̄(u ⊃

Otoja's coat has a hood.
             , -‐― 、
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,     ミ,,.,,.,.,,,.,.ミ i Commentary.
    [|,,,,★,,|].    ミ´<_` ミミノ
    ,( ´_ゝ`)   ./'',_,'''''⌒ヽ
   ノ,ー.=ニ彡、   / l ,_,  i, |
  /./ .::::ミ:ミ/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |,,,,,,|
  '''(,;;;[]つ./  FMV  /''''''ミ,,,,,,,ミ___
 ̄ ̄ ̄\/____/  ̄ (u ⊃

Hahaja

 |
 |@@@
 |#_、_ @  
 |  ノ` )       ∧_∧
 |. ^   ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Anija, watch out. Hahaja is
と )   ( ;´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i  watching right behind us.
 |   /   \     | |
 |   /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
 | __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
 |     \/____/ (u ⊃
     *shudder*

          ∧_∧
          (´<_`  ) Anija...
     ∧_∧ /   ⌒i
   /( *´_ゝ`)    _| |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ / |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / | .|____
    \/_____/ (u ⊃

I... don't care... *pant*
          ∧_∧
          (´<_`  ) Hey, Anija!!
          /    ⌒i
   _ ∧_∧     | |
   / (*´ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

Hey, Otoja, this is amazing. *pant*
          ∧_∧
    _ ∧_∧(´<_`  )^i   She's nearby. *pant*
    / (*´/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /__| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

   ・・・・・・
  @@@
 @# _、_@
  (  ノ` )
/.  ^        ∧_∧
| Y   _∧_∧(´<_`  )^i  ・・・・
| |  . / (*´/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |
  __(__ニつ/  FMV  /__| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃

  @@@
 @# _、_@
  (#  ノ` )     ∧_∧
/.  ^      Σ(´Д`  ).。o(Anija! Anijaaaaaaa!)
| Y  *pant*   /   ⌒i ミ
| |   _∧_∧  /   | |ミ
    /(*´ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |ミ
  __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃

          @@@
         @# _、_@
         ,r'' (#  ノ`)⌒ヽ *bend*
        | .|   ^ i⌒i ゝ 〉
 .        〈___⌒ ̄ミ ミ__ノ
    .     | ̄` |  |、__
       ,,-‐(   |  |   `ヽ
     __ /____〉  |  |⌒f  ノ
  n/´__ .「 _  ノ ノヽ〈 /
  'ー-'´ / |_ノ(    )i く_ ヽ,
     j  ,ノ ∨ ̄∨ |  |. ̄
   / /   ’';・.  | . |
  <  く           〈_____)
   ヽ__)

\\
 \\\  @@@  Hey! The Famicom should
   (⌒\@# _、_@ only be used for homework!
    \ ヽヽ(  ノ`)
     (mJ  ^ ⌒\
      ノ ∩  / /
      (  | .|∧_∧ OK, OK.
  /\丿 | (    )Wait, Hahaja! Calm down!
  (___へ_ノ ゝ__ノ

OK.
    @@@    ,;⌒⌒i.
   @# _、_@ヽ  (   ;;;;;)   _______
    (  ノ` )  と)    ,,:;;;)   |          |
   /⌒ ^ |  |ヽ| |/ |;,ノ  .| Cram School |
  / イ    (   )  | / .,i..  .|______|
 とノ /   / V V  | | ,,i; ,, . ,;⌒∥
   (    \,,,丶,  | |,,,;.    ,;i,  ∥ヽ
   |  ) \ \   ,,   ´ヽ (,,  ∥丿.,,,
  / ノ   (  / ,,  ,,     ヽ   ∥
/ /     | (_.、ヽ .. ヽ丶,.ヽ. ∥、,,
`、_〉      L__ ヽ,

Hahaja had a bad time.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_▲  (´<_` ; ) It's been a long time, Otoja.
   ( ノ_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /|   \      | |
  /  \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(_I I Iつ/  FMV  / .| .|__
    \/____/ (u ⊃

……………………………………。
     @@@
    @# _、_@      |
     (  ノ`)       ||
  /⌒ ^  ⌒ヽ      |||
  / _イ    /⌒\    ||||
 (___つ/    \   |||||   *thump*
   / /   イ\  \  /\
   |     /|   \  \∧ │ ☆
   \_/  |ガツガツ\<  >/
      │  |    ☆ \∨   ― ☆
      /  ノ     ∧_∧
       ∧_∧  (´д` ;) What did I do...?
       ( ´,_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
      /   \     | |
      /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
    __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
        \/____/ (u ⊃

            I forgot why we got punished.
          ▲_∧ As expected of us.
    ∧_▲  (ノ<_`  )
   ( ノ_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /|   \      | |
  /  \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(_I I Iつ/  FMV  / .| .|__
    \/____/ (u ⊃

Aneja and Imoja

    ∧((∞)ヽ
   ∬ ´_ゝ`) At last, Aneja appears in this article!
   ∬ヽ__ノ∬、    〃'´⌒` ヽ
  / (:::::::†/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/〈((リノ )))i i  At last, noja~
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / 从∀・ ノ!リ人
    \/____/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

   ∧((∞)ヽ
   ∬ ´_ゝ`)  Occasionally, I look through my brother's PC.
   ∬ヽ__ノ∬、
  / |:::::::†/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /
    \/____/

And here's the energy-saving version.
  ∧ノ))ヘ
  ∬´_ゝ`)   〈ノリ ))ヾ
_(⊃::†/ ̄ ̄ ̄/∀・从   It's good for the enviroment, noja.
   \/___/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

See also

2)
A “browser crusher” (ブラウザクラッシャー, burauza kurasshā), or “burakura” (ブラクラ) for short, is a Japanese term for browser exploits. They were very common in the early 2000s as Microsoft had neglected Internet Explorer 6's development and the internet wasn't as defined as it is now.
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