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Sasuga Brothers

The Sasuga Brothers (流石兄弟, Sasuga Kyōdai) are two AA characters, derived from Fuun, who act as a computer-themed manzai. They first appeared in 2channel's /mona/ board on September 7, 2002.1) In a way, the two can be seen as a precursor to Yaruo and Yaranaio.

During the routine, their usual punchline is “sasuga da yona onera” (流石だよな俺ら), often translated to “as expected of us”, and they're commonly seen with Fujitsu's FMV laptop by default,2) but the 'brand' can easily be changed to whatever the artisan sees fit.

Characters

          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) 
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \     | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

The character on the left is Anija, while the character on the right is Otoja. While they may look similar at first glance, their noses and left eye are different. Every character has '-ja' (~者) in their name, which is a weird Japanese suffix for a 'person', 'profession', or 'role'. Most of their 'relevant' cast members are mentioned below, but the extended family is mentioned later in this article, which isn't very useful.

Anija

Anija (兄者(あにじゃ)) is the boke 'older brother', who tries to collect porn, but runs into 'browser crushers'3) since it was the 2000s4) and never learns. He often uses the phrase “OK, OK” during his side.

  ∧_∧
  ( ´_ゝ`) 「OK、ブラクラゲット。」
 /    \ (OK, Browser Crusher GET.)

Otoja

Otoja (弟者(おとじゃ)) is the tsukkomi 'younger brother', who tends to be the 'rational' one, taking jabs at Anija, yet he still looks up to him. He often delivers the aforementioned “sasuga” punchline.

  ∧_∧
  (´<_`  ) 「流石だよな俺ら。」
 /    \ (As expected of us.)

Aneja

Aneja (姉者(あねじゃ)) is the 'older sister' that might visit, but she's usually a young adult who lives alone. She's much more 'rational' than the two, but often used for erotic gags, and her personality varies.

 . ∧ノノ))ヘ
  ∬ ´_ゝ`)
  .∬ヽ__ノ∬、 

Imoja

Imoja (妹者(いもじゃ)) is the 'younger sister' that ends her sentences with '-nanoja' (~なのじゃ). She is ordinary and simple-minded, but sharp. Noted for her resemblance to Morala or Jisaku Jien.

 〃'´⌒`ヽ
.〈((リノ)))i iヽ
.l从・∀・ノ!リ人

Hahaja

Hahaja (母者(ははじゃ)) is the 'mother' who may chastise the brothers, wishing they'd study or find a job. She frequently mistakes the computer for a Famicom. Unusually strong. Married to a salaryman.

  .@@@
 @# _、_@
 (#  ノ`)   
_〃` ^ 〈

Sueja

Sueja (末者(すえじゃ)) is the family's 'newest' cat who has psychic powers, such as flying, mind control, levitation, telepathy, teleportation, wave-motion gun, etc. Mostly 'weirds' the brothers out.

. ∧_∧
 (´<_` )
  | i i r ヽ
⊂U U O)~

Extended family

                             @@@@@
                /≡\         @_≡_#@         ∧_∧
       ? ─┬─  (´<_、` )        (ノ しヾ#) ──┬──(・<_ヾ・ )
            │   /ヽv/"\       / \^/ ヾ   .|    /ヽv/ \
            │    Jijija          Babaja    .|    Sofuja
            │                            |
          …┴─────┐                ┌──┴…
    (((((((((((                        @@@
  /((((((())))))ヽ          彡⌒ミ        @#_、_@        _、_
 (((((リ  ´_ゝ` ))))        ( ´_ゝ`).. ─┬─  (  ノ`)       ( ,_ノ` )y━・~
(((((/       \)))))     /   \.   │   / ^ \
((((   Obaja (Minako)     Chichija   .│    Hahaja      Ojija (Shibusawa)
                           │
       ┌─────┬─────┬─┴───┬―――――┐
    ∧ノノ))∧    ∧_∧     ∧_∧    〃'´⌒`ヽ     ∧_∧        ∧_∧
    ∬ ´_ゝ`)   ( ´_ゝ`)    (´<_`  )   〈((リノ)))i iヽ    (´<_` )      ( ´_ゝ`)
    ∬ヽ__ノ∬   /   \   /   \   l从・∀・ノ!リ人   | i i r ヽ     /    \
     Aneja     Anija      Otoja      Imoja      Sueja    Fuun (Itokoja)
  • First Generation
    • Jijija (爺者) - 'Old Geezer'
    • Babaja (婆者) - 'Old Hag'
    • Sofuja (祖父者) - 'Grandfather'
  • Second Generation
    • Obaja (おば者) - 'Aunt' Minako (美奈子)
    • Chichija (父者) - 'Father'
    • Hahaja (母者) - 'Mother'
    • Ojija (おじ者) - 'Uncle' Shibusawa (渋沢)
  • Third Generation
    • Aneja (姉者) - 'Older Sister'
    • Anija (兄者) - 'Older Brother'
    • Otoja (弟者) - 'Younger Brother'
    • Imoja (妹者) - 'Younger Sister'
    • Sueja (末者) - 'Youngest'
  • Relatives
    • Itokoja (従兄弟者) - 'Cousin'

Text artwork

OK, Browser Crusher GET.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) As expected of us.
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \./    | |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

Desktop version

OK, let's try the Desktop PC.
             ∧_∧
      ∧_∧   (´<_`  ) As expected of us.
     ( ´_ゝ`)   /  ⌒i
 ̄\  /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/| |
 ̄ ̄| /   ./  FMV  / | |
 ̄| |(__ニつ/____/  | |____
田| | \___))\  ̄(u ⊃
ノ||| |       ⌒ ̄ 

Smartphone version

I can doodle on this smartphone app.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) The phone doesn't bend, right?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \ /    | |
  /   _ │    | |
__(__ニつ / │__ | |
      ̄      (u ⊃

Tablet version

Let's play with the iPad for a moment...

Oh, no.
I think this is left-handed only.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Have you checked your hand settings?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \ /    | |
  /   / ̄/ゝ    | |
__(__ニつ _,/ニ,).__ | |
      ̄      (u ⊃

Well, we're both ambidextrous.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) We own two smartphones, but swap the SIM card.
   ( ´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /   \ |   | |
  /  ./ ̄/ヽ |   | |
__(__ニ/ ⊂ニ,)_|__.| |____
      ̄´      (u ⊃

Energy saving (Less bytes)

OK. Let's save energy.
       ∧_∧
  ∧__∧ (´<_` ) As expected of us.
  ( ´_ゝ`)/  ⌒i
_(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/i |_
  \/___/ ヽ⊃

We can also save energy as well.
      ,、,、
  ,、,、 ('!_`)
  ( '_!`)/  i^i As expected from energy saving.
_(っ/ ̄/__i i_
    ̄ ̄  `~

I recommend this for self-assertion.
       ,、,、
   ,、,、 ('!_`)
  ( '_!`)/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ This laptop's too big, Anija.
_ (っ ./  FMV  /_
  \/____/

Multiple laptops

Those posts are all me, by the way.               ∧_∧
           ∧_∧                   (´<_` ;) As... expected of Anija.
           ( ´_ゝ`)                  /   ⌒i
          /   \                 / ィ   | |
     / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
__ _/  Prius  //  FMV  //  VAIO // Mebius // LaVie  /____
   \/_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
   _ /ThinkPad //WinBook//DynaBook//Libretto // Presario/
   \/_/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
   _ / Inspiron //Endeavor//InterLink //  Evo  //Let'sNote/
   \/____//____//____//____//____/
         │        │        │        │        │          ┌─┐
         └────┴────┴────┴────┴───────コ.│

Large gathering

       ∧_∧    ∧_∧  ∧_∧  ∧_∧
      ( ´_ゝ`)   (´<_ ` )( ´_∧`)_∧(´<_`∧)_∧
      /    ヽ ∧_/∧  ∧_∧( ´_ゝ`)  ( ´_ゝ`)
      (  |    |( ´_ゝ`)/( ´_ゝ`)   \∧_∧ \
  ∧_∧ヽ⊃   .| ∧_∧ U   ∧_∧..(´<_`  ) | | Anija, who are these people...
 (´<_`  ) |    (´<_` ).| Y ( ´_ゝ`) ./  ⌒i . ∧_∧
 /∧_∧ヽ| .∧_/∧     .| .| /   \|    | |(´<_`  )
 ( ´_ゝ`)   ( ´_ゝ`) ∧_∧ /   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/||/    \
 /    ヽ  /    ヽ( ´_ゝ`)(__ニつ/ FMV  /..| |____|
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   \/____/(u ⊃ 

Alternate outfits

Japanese New Year

Look, Otoja's wearing a kimono.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Isn't it a bit too early?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /ヽv/" ̄| 
   ./ヽv/"\  //  |, |
  / | /// ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/|  |
__| フつ/  賀正  //__>__
  レ\/____/  (u ⊃

Christmas

Otoja, it's almost Christmas.
            /⌒ヽ
  / ̄ \    /   <`O
  0⌒>   ヽ  ⊂ニニニ⊃
    ⊂ニニニ⊃ (´<_`  ) Isn't it too hot, Anija?
   ( ´_ゝ`) /ヽ。/~⌒i
   /~ヽ。/~\  。  .| |
  / ,  。/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/.| |
__(__.0つ/  X'mas / |__|__
    \/____/ (u ⊃

In Siberia

OK, >>107 Get.
     ,,,,,,,,,,,,,     ∧_∧
.   [|,,,,,★,,|]   (´<_`  )、 As expected of us.
    ,( ´_ゝ`)   /''',_,'''' ヽ)
   ノ,ー.=ニ彡、  / l. ,_,  i, |
  /./ .::::ミ:ミ/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |,,,,,|
  '''(,;;;[]つ./  FMV  /'''''ミ,,,,,,ミ__
 ̄ ̄ ̄\/____/  ̄(u ⊃

Otoja's coat has a hood.
             , -‐― 、
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,     ミ,,.,,.,.,,,.,.ミ i Commentary.
    [|,,,,★,,|].    ミ´<_` ミミノ
    ,( ´_ゝ`)   ./'',_,'''''⌒ヽ
   ノ,ー.=ニ彡、   / l ,_,  i, |
  /./ .::::ミ:ミ/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |,,,,,,|
  '''(,;;;[]つ./  FMV  /''''''ミ,,,,,,,ミ___
 ̄ ̄ ̄\/____/  ̄ (u ⊃

Hahaja

 |
 |@@@
 |#_、_ @  
 |  ノ` )       ∧_∧
 |. ^   ∧_∧  (´<_`  ) Anija, watch out. Hahaja is
と )   ( ;´_ゝ`) /   ⌒i  watching right behind us.
 |   /   \     | |
 |   /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
 | __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
 |     \/____/ (u ⊃
     *shudder*

          ∧_∧
          (´<_`  ) Anija...
     ∧_∧ /   ⌒i
   /( *´_ゝ`)    _| |
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ / |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / | .|____
    \/_____/ (u ⊃

I... don't care... *pant*
          ∧_∧
          (´<_`  ) Hey, Anija!!
          /    ⌒i
   _ ∧_∧     | |
   / (*´ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

Hey, Otoja, this is amazing. *pant*
          ∧_∧
    _ ∧_∧(´<_`  )^i   She's nearby. *pant*
    / (*´/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /__| .|____
    \/____/ (u ⊃

   ・・・・・・
  @@@
 @# _、_@
  (  ノ` )
/.  ^        ∧_∧
| Y   _∧_∧(´<_`  )^i  ・・・・
| |  . / (*´/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |
  __(__ニつ/  FMV  /__| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃

  @@@
 @# _、_@
  (#  ノ` )     ∧_∧
/.  ^      Σ(´Д`  ).。o(Anija! Anijaaaaaaa!)
| Y  *pant*   /   ⌒i ミ
| |   _∧_∧  /   | |ミ
    /(*´ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/  |ミ
  __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
      \/____/ (u ⊃

          @@@
         @# _、_@
         ,r'' (#  ノ`)⌒ヽ *bend*
        | .|   ^ i⌒i ゝ 〉
 .        〈___⌒ ̄ミ ミ__ノ
    .     | ̄` |  |、__
       ,,-‐(   |  |   `ヽ
     __ /____〉  |  |⌒f  ノ
  n/´__ .「 _  ノ ノヽ〈 /
  'ー-'´ / |_ノ(    )i く_ ヽ,
     j  ,ノ ∨ ̄∨ |  |. ̄
   / /   ’';・.  | . |
  <  く           〈_____)
   ヽ__)

\\
 \\\  @@@  Hey! The Famicom should
   (⌒\@# _、_@ only be used for homework!
    \ ヽヽ(  ノ`)
     (mJ  ^ ⌒\
      ノ ∩  / /
      (  | .|∧_∧ OK, OK.
  /\丿 | (    )Wait, Hahaja! Calm down!
  (___へ_ノ ゝ__ノ

OK.
    @@@    ,;⌒⌒i.
   @# _、_@ヽ  (   ;;;;;)   _______
    (  ノ` )  と)    ,,:;;;)   |          |
   /⌒ ^ |  |ヽ| |/ |;,ノ  .| Cram School |
  / イ    (   )  | / .,i..  .|______|
 とノ /   / V V  | | ,,i; ,, . ,;⌒∥
   (    \,,,丶,  | |,,,;.    ,;i,  ∥ヽ
   |  ) \ \   ,,   ´ヽ (,,  ∥丿.,,,
  / ノ   (  / ,,  ,,     ヽ   ∥
/ /     | (_.、ヽ .. ヽ丶,.ヽ. ∥、,,
`、_〉      L__ ヽ,

Hahaja had a bad time.
          ∧_∧
    ∧_▲  (´<_` ; ) It's been a long time, Otoja.
   ( ノ_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /|   \      | |
  /  \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(_I I Iつ/  FMV  / .| .|__
    \/____/ (u ⊃

……………………………………。
     @@@
    @# _、_@      |
     (  ノ`)       ||
  /⌒ ^  ⌒ヽ      |||
  / _イ    /⌒\    ||||
 (___つ/    \   |||||   *thump*
   / /   イ\  \  /\
   |     /|   \  \∧ │ ☆
   \_/  |ガツガツ\<  >/
      │  |    ☆ \∨   ― ☆
      /  ノ     ∧_∧
       ∧_∧  (´д` ;) What did I do...?
       ( ´,_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
      /   \     | |
      /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
    __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
        \/____/ (u ⊃

            I forgot why we got punished.
          ▲_∧ As expected of us.
    ∧_▲  (ノ<_`  )
   ( ノ_ゝ`) /   ⌒i
   /|   \      | |
  /  \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
__(_I I Iつ/  FMV  / .| .|__
    \/____/ (u ⊃

Aneja and Imoja

    ∧((∞)ヽ
   ∬ ´_ゝ`) At last, Aneja appears in this article!
   ∬ヽ__ノ∬、    〃'´⌒` ヽ
  / (:::::::†/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/〈((リノ )))i i  At last, noja~
__(__ニつ/  FMV  / 从∀・ ノ!リ人
    \/____/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

   ∧((∞)ヽ
   ∬ ´_ゝ`)  Occasionally, I look through my brother's PC.
   ∬ヽ__ノ∬、
  / |:::::::†/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /
    \/____/

And here's the energy-saving version.
  ∧ノ))ヘ
  ∬´_ゝ`)   〈ノリ ))ヾ
_(⊃::†/ ̄ ̄ ̄/∀・从   It's good for the enviroment, noja.
   \/___/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

See also


                      ∧_∧ 
    ∧_∧          (´<_` )
   ( ´_ゝ`)            /  ⌒i
   /   \       ∧_∧   | | 
  /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ (´<_` )   | | 
__(__ニつ/  FMV  /_| i i r ヽ__.| .|____ 
    \/____/ ⊂U U O)~(u ⊃
2)
It should be noted that Fujitsu generally doesn't sell laptops outside of Japan, so most foreigners who read 'FMV' will probably think of 'full-motion video' or 'fair market value' instead.
3)
A 'browser crusher' (ブラウザクラッシャー), often shortened to 'burakura' (ブラクラ), is the Japanese term for browser exploits. These were usually HTML tricks or JavaScript exploits.
4)
TL;DR: Microsoft neglected Internet Explorer 6's development, leaving tons of security holes open, and unknowingly started the Second Browser War.
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