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Shobon

(´・ω・`)ショボーン

Shobōn (ショボーン), or Syobōn, is an AA character and kaomoji which represents a 'downhearted' feeling1) and was used to gather sympathy. However, the kaomoji should only be used in moderation, or people would just respond “what's this bastard trying to act cute for?” instead.

As an AA character, they grow ears. However, due to their high versatility, the aforementioned meaning doesn't necessarially apply to every single situation that they end up in, and some of these derivatives actually have a tuft of hair on them in the form of commas.

Text artwork

(´・ω・`)ショボーン
(´・ω・`)
(´・ω・,';,';,',
(´・ω,';,';,',
(´,';,';,',
(,';,';,
';,,('
   ∧_∧
  (´・ω・` )ショボーン
 O^ソ⌒とヽ
 (_(_ノ、_ソ
♪ ∧,_∧ ♪
 (´・ω・`)))
 (( ( つ  ヽ、♪
   〉 とノ )))
  (__ノ^(_)
  ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 (´・ω・`) < Feeling down, once a day!
 (つ旦と)   \_______________
 と_)_)

Derivatives

Deliberating

Deliberating (審議中(しんぎちゅう)) is a group of Shobon-like characters who will gather to discuss a bad shitpost or lame joke, pretending said post was put on trial. They may reach a verdict of 'approved', 'rejected', 'overturned', 'guilty', and so forth. Of course, this doesn't need to be text artwork, but the kaomoji version is often limited to three jurors in total, instead of the usual six or so jurors that the AA version offers.

【審議中】 (Deliberating)
    ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧
 ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧
( ´・ω) U) ( つと ノ(ω・` )
| U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ
 u-u (l    ) (   ノu-u
     `u-u'. `u-u'
【結果】 (Outcome)
      ∧,,∧  .∧,,∧
  ∧∧(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)∧∧
 (´・ω・`).∧∧) (∧∧(´・ω・`) < Postponed.
 | U (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`) と ノ
  u-u (l    ) (    ノ u-u
       `u-u' `u-u' 
【可決】 (Approved)
      ∧,,∧  .∧,,∧
  ∧∧(`・ω・´)(`・ω・´)∧∧
 (`・ω・´).∧∧) (∧∧(`・ω・´) 
 | U (`・ω・´)(`・ω・´) と ノ
  u-u (l    ) (    ノ u-u
       `u-u' `u-u'
【却下】 (Rejected)
      ∧,,∧  .∧,,∧
  ∧∧(´‐ω‐`)(´‐ω‐`)∧∧
 (´‐ω‐).∧∧) (∧∧ (‐ω‐`) 
 | U (´‐ω‐`)(´‐ω‐`) と ノ
  u-u (l    ) (    ノ u-u
       `u-u' `u-u'
【異議あり】 (Objection)
      ∧,,∧  .∧,,∧
  ∧∧(`・ω・´)(`・ω・´)∧∧
 (`・ω・´).∧∧) (∧∧(`・ω・´) < Objection!!
 | U (`・ω・´)(`・ω・´) と ノ
  u-u (l    ) (    ノ u-u
       `u-u' `u-u' 
【否決】 (Overturned)
      ∧,,∧  .∧,,∧
  ∧∧(´‐ω‐`)(´‐ω‐`)∧∧
 (´‐ω‐).∧∧) (∧∧ (‐ω‐`) 
 | U (´‐ω‐`)(´‐ω‐`) と ノ
  u-u (l    ) (    ノ u-u
       `u-u' `u-u'
【有罪】 (Guilty)
ボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコ
コボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコ
ボコボコボコボコ∧_∧ ∧_∧∧_∧ボコボコボコボコ
ボコボコ∧_∧´・ω・)(´・ω・`)・ω・`∧_∧ボコボコ
ホコボコ(´・ω・)∧_,∧lll ∪)∧_∧・ω・`)ボコボコ
ボコボコ∧_∧ ´・ω∧∪∧(・ω・∧_∧⊂)ボコボコ
コボコ(´・ω・)≡つ);;)ω(;;(⊂≡(・ω・`)___\ボコボコ
ボコボ(っ  つ=つ(っ  ⊂)⊂=⊂≡ ⊂) \ )ボコボコ
ボコボコ/∧_∧∧_∧ ∧ ∧_∧∧_∧\ボコボコ
ボコボ( ( ´・ω)(  ´・)(    )`  )(ω・` ) )ボコボコ
コボコ(っ  つ/    )(    )   \ ⊂)ボコボコ
ボコボ/   )`u-u'. バ∪ ̄∪バ`u-u'   \ボコボコ
ボコ( / ̄∪ボコボコボコボコボコボコボコ∪ ̄\ )ボコボコ
ボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコ
コボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコボコ 

I'll make fried rice!!

“I'll make fried rice!!” (チャーハン作(つく)るよ!) is a Shobon variant that will make fried rice, but has a high probability of failure. The pan is called a 'Niniv' (ニニフ) and they would end up owning a pet pig named 'Tonky' (トンキー) after sparing them from their pork fried rice dish. Some people might recognize him from Torikara's version of the Vocaloid song, “Double Lariat” by Agoaniki-P.2)

  ∧,,∧
 (;`・ω・)  。・゚・⌒) I'll make fried rice!!
 /   o━ヽニニフ))
 しー-J
  ∧,,∧  Let's add some pork!
 (;`・ω・)             ヘ⌒ヽフ⌒γ
 /   o━ヽニニフ       (・ω・ )  )
 しー-J              しー し─J 
  ∧,,∧  ・・・
 ( ´・ω・)             ヘ⌒ヽフ⌒γ
 /   o━ヽニニフ       (・ω・ )  )
 しー-J              しー し─J
                          ∧,,∧  It's still delicious with just the vegetables.
                         (・ω・  )
             / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ・゚・ 。・゚/(_,   )
            /         ̄ ̄ ̄ \、_)
           | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
             ̄| ̄| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄| ̄

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ ブヒ♪
 (   (  ・ω・) 
  しー し─J ヽ・゚・ 。・゚/

Kawaisosu

Kawaisosu (カワイソス) is a Shobon variant with a single eyebrow, named after 'kawaisou' (可哀想) which represents a feeling of pity of sympathy. The character was usually seen with a sniper rifle aimed at Saito Matanki and becomes a sauce bottle due to the obvious 'sauce' (ソース, sosu) pun. Historically, it was made after 2channel started getting slammed with the 'Yamada Virus' trojan in 2005.

(´・ω・) カワイソス

    ,-ー──‐‐-、
   ,! ||      |
   !‐---------‐
  .|:::i ./´ ̄ ̄.ヽ.i
  |::::i | |\∧/.|..||
  |::::i | |__〔@〕__|.||
  |::::i |.(´・ω・`)||
  |::::i |  キング  ||
  |::::i | カワイソース.||
  |::::i L___________」|
  |::::i : : : : : : : : : |
  `'''‐ー------ー゙ 
     バチュン `・,・,
        `,゙`・;`'. <
       (( ノ(  ヽ ))
         <  >

         __O)二)))(・ω・`)カワイソス
   0二━━ )____)┐ノヽ
         A   ||ミ|\ くく 

Syakin

Syakīn (シャキーン), or Shakīn, is the Shobon variant with inverted eyebrows. They represent a refreshed, high-tension 'uplifted' feeling. Outside of that, there's not much else. Furthermore, their name is extremely inconvenient since it's usually the sound for a 'cool' pose in Japanese, and romanizing their name isn't better since 'shakin' looks like the word 'shaking' in English.

  ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 (`・ω・´) < Feeling motivated, once a day!
 (つ旦と)   \_______________
 と_)_)

Ranbuta (Ranran)

Main article: Ranbuta.

Ranbuta (らん豚), or Ranran (らんらん), is a literal pig persona that bashes video games, usually an MMO, some gacha game, or any game that gets 'balancing' updates. They'll often gather in a dedicated 'pigpen' thread to avoid clogging up the main thread with negativity, but they can get rowdy and unreasonable. While it isn't known why they're called that, we do know the first complained about Fantasy Earth Zero.

  __,、_,、
 (  ( ´・ω・`) This is the new pigpen.
 `u-`u--u´

The 'Denko' Story

In 2011, the tripcode user, ◆fqmjWRH5ujSm, began a series of /news4vip/ threads allegedly stalking a girl nicknamed 'Denko' (デン子). These threads were picked up by a matome blog,3) then “vgperson” made the English translation that went viral on Tumblr,4) and then “Brendaniel” narrated it and called it a 'stupid fucking hamster face'.5) For a while, the emote was associated with stalking.

Original thread English translation Notes
気になる子がいてメールしたんだが帰ってこない(´・ω・`)【助けて】 2011-03-31 My Crush Won’t Respond to My Emails (´・ω・`) [Help!] The prequel, allegedly about 'A-ko' (A子).
【助けて】好きな子にメールしたけど返信が返ってこない(´・ω・`) 2011-04-06 [Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´・ω・`) The first thread in the series. Start here.
【助けて】付き合ってる彼女が連絡とれない(´・ω・`) 2011-04-07 [Help!] I Can’t Contact My Girlfriend (´・ω・`)
【助けて】付き合ってる彼女が彼女じゃなくなった(´・ω・`) 2011-04-15 [Help!] The Girl I’m Dating Isn’t My Girlfriend Anymore (´・ω・`)
【助けて】付き合ってた彼女に試されてる(´・ω・`) 2011-04-17 [Help!] My Girlfriend Is Testing Me (´・ω・`) Short thread. Tripcode was not used here.
【助けて】学校でイジメられてる(´・ω・`) 2011-04-18 [Help!] I’m Being Bullied At School (´・ω・`) 'A-ko' is brought up in this thread.
【助けて】風評被害に苦しんでる(´・ω・`) 2011-04-18 [Help!] I’m Suffering From These Rumors (´・ω・`)
【助けて】好きな人がわからなくなった(´・ω・`) 2011-04-21 [Help!] I’m Not Sure Who I Like Anymore (´・ω・`)
【助けて】男女の考え方の違いに死にそう(´・ω・`) 2011-05-02 [Help!] I’m Deathly Confused By How Women Think (´・ω・`)

The threads stopped after a month, leaving readers to speculate on what became of the alleged love triangle near Yoyogi Park. However, the tripcode did resurface in a toy exchange6)7) and “30+ and unemployed” thread.8)9) We don't have any definitive proof that it's the same user, but if it was, how did this alleged college student end up in Kyoto Prefecture and why was he in a thread for people in their 30s or higher?

See also

1)
The term 'shobon' (しょぼん), or 'shonbori' (しょんぼり), is a psychomime for a downhearted, dejected, low-spirited feeling. Some other translations use 'depression' or 'regrets'.
5)
"Denko (´・ω・`) [Part 1]" (April 10, 2013). YouTube.
8)
"【コテ雑談】30歳以上で無職の人その2" (November 9, 2012). 2channel /dame/.
9)
"30歳以上で無職の人・・・其の393" (October 9, 2012). 2channel /dame/.
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