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Half-Life☆

Marisa's Bullet Drive (魔理沙のブレットドライブ), or Half-Life☆ (ハーフライフ☆), is the last Cookie☆ voice drama by “MajorMilk” that was published on June 28, 2018.1) It's a very unpopular entry in the Easter☆ trilogy, since it's longer than Halloween☆, hard to follow, and Half-Life isn't popular in Japan.

Summary

The story begins with Marisa skipping breakfast, finding out that a Kappa sales catalog was mailed to her, and leaves to ask Clownpiece where it came from, but Marisa takes a detour to Alice's house where Momiji tags along and, after Marisa and Alice mingle, Momiji steals her food. Marisa heads to the Hakurei Shrine next, where Reimu is angry with her, but Marisa leaves after the fairies tell where Clownpiece went.

Marisa starts asking around the Human Village, visits the mall, and dines at the Myouren Temple's restaurant when Clownpiece shows up and explains the catalog. We get a brief fireworks side story with the two and Reisen (Lluvia). Yuuka finishes up her Easter lecture and starts an Independence Day one. After resting in a field, Marisa finally2) remembers why she was mad at the Kappa and rushes to their lab.

They end up causing a Resonance Cascade event, Marisa runs into Marisa (Ruka), then Nitori briefs them on the situation and provides them '32x Armor' before sending them into a multiverse gate with Reisen (Yoyo). The three defeat Nihilanth to seal the anomaly and then get sent to their respective universe. Marisa finds Reimu and Alice, telling them to ignore the portal storms. In the post-credits, Momiji floats.

Credits

Voice actor Character(s) voiced Twitter handle
Cili CL姉貴 Alice, Momiji @cililion
Danidani Marisa @kkulmilks
Webemez Web姉貴 Reimu, Cirno, Luna @AnEnzmann
Maru Maru姉貴 Sakuya, Minamitsu, Kappa 1 @kotstasia
Ruka RK姉貴 Marisa @ruka_v
Yoyo Reisen
Lluvia Reisen, Aya, Kappa 2 @Rainnyva
RedQueen RedQ姉貴 Kappa 3, Yuuka @QueenofRedness
ariga Clownpiece, Nitori, Kappa 4 @sylphjay

Notes

  • Unlike his past works, a significant amount of Japanese participants had been involved in this work.
  • At the time, Sakuya giving fish to Cirno was this short-lived meme with Furukawa's 1draw illustration,3) and a number of threads with “sakuya giving the cirno the fishe” kept appearing on 4chan.4)
  • MajorMilk details the intended 'multiverse' where the Hazuna universe is placed at the center, with the Taisa, Atouda, MajorMilk, and Mooncake☆ universes are located around it.5)
  • There used to be witty subtitles featured at the end of the video, here's what they all mean:
Language Subtitle shown Explanation
EN English fuck janny LMAOOOOOOOO An example of the usual anti-janitor shitpost on 4chan.
ES Spanish
FR French wtf why are there no italians in this Franco–Italian brotherly rivalry. No Italians were involved.
JA Japanese GO is GOD. SWK is DUST Common positions on the GO–SWK religious war.
TDN made this happen Niconico exclusive. A very simple reminder that, without the Tadano scandal, there would be no Inmu or Cookie☆.
I'm not gay, I just like gay sex YouTube exclusive. It's just a YouTube Poop reference.
KO Korean
PT Portuguese uma delicia americana “an american delight”.
RU Russian Long live Intel Nagamoto A misspelling of 'Inter Nagatomo' (インテル・ナガトモ), a theory that Yajuu Senpai is the former Inter Milan player, Yūto Nagatomo, who is still active.6)
ZH Chinese MZ is LOVE You should know who Mars is.

See also

1)
"【東方ボイスドラマ】魔理沙のブレットドライブ" (June 28, 2018). Niconico Douga.
2)
It should be noted that 18 minutes and 30 seconds, roughly 42% of the video, have passed before we get to the point of the story where the story actually advances.
3)
"#深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負　東方版　チルノの餌付けをする咲夜さん" (October 30, 2014). Twitter.
4)
"sakuya giving the cirno the fishe" (July 18, 2017). 4chan /jp/.
5)
"Cookie Multiverse Chart" (July 19, 2018). Niconico Seiga.
6)
"2024 PLAYER’S REVIEW 5 NAGATOMO YUTO" (November 27, 2024). FC Tokyo.
half-life☆.txt · Last modified: 2025-03-11 13:28:56 by namelessrumia