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Homestuck
“You don't know why you are wasting time on this website.”
– Narration1)
Homestuck is a lengthy webcomic by Andrew Hussie that first started on April 13, 2009 and ended on October 25, 2016. While the work is attributed to Andrew Hussie, some of the assets were contributed by select fans which becomes a common practice by the end of the story.
In short, Homestuck is a chaotic coming-of-age story2) that focuses on a creation myth video game3) while toying with its readers. Some may genuinely appreciate it, while others resent it with scalding critique. Being a former serial reader,4) it's just a hard sell nowadays.
Summary
I stopped being a Homestuck fan around 2018.5)
This article might gradually age since I don't care about the post-canon. I'm more of a “Homestuck boomer” who stops by for the tea.
The story follows four teenagers who play a computer game that triggers the Earth's destruction, so they're fated to play through and create a new universe. An alien society, who almost beat a variant of their game, comes into contact with them and eventually tries to help. To keep it simple, a number of mistakes occur, and both parties try to salvage their sessions through use of time shenanigans and a pivotal reset.
With this reset, the parties cross into a new universe, where the four's ectobiological parents are teenagers that get stuck playing the game, then said parties arrive with the intent to finish the game in their session. Eventually, their mistakes would add up in a way that results in them facing the powerful antagonists that they incidentally created, but they fail and end up in a seemingly hopeless situation.
Luckily, the protagonist gains the power to "retcon" past events which is used to patch up their mistakes and prevent some deaths, fixing their entire team structure. This results in a more successful plan where most of their antagonists are beaten, then our protagonists manage to beat the game and escape to the new universe, removing themselves from the narrative and depriving the ultimate villain of his role.
Development
and events Rose and Dave - Shut up and jam : milestone, 2010-04-22, 0d Robo-smooch : milestone, 2010-07-20, 0d Cascade : milestone, 2011-10-25, 0d Openbound (Meenahbound) : 2012-08-30, 2012-10-21 Caucasian! : milestone, 2013-01-12, 0d The Game Over Retcons : 2014-12-10, 2015-01-19 Page 9828 (7928) : milestone, 2015-06-23, 0d Act 7 : milestone, 2016-04-13, 0d section Hiatusstuck EoA5 and pre-A6's pauses : 2011-09-06, 2011-11-11 Pauses 1–3 : 2012-07-01, 2012-08-30 Megapause : 2013-04-14, 2013-06-12 Gigapause : 2013-10-16, 2014-10-16 Masterpause : 2015-01-20, 2015-04-13 Omegapause : 2015-07-28, 2016-03-28 Epipause : 2016-04-14, 2016-10-25 section Hussie's public
appearances TopatoCo HQ (Easthampton, MA) : milestone, 2009-11-14, 0d ROFLCon 2010 (Cambridge, MA) : milestone, 2010-05-01, 0d NEWCWE 2010 (Easthampton, MA) : milestone, 2010-11-06, 0d ECCC 2011 (Seattle, WA) + Hussie's apartment floods: milestone, 2011-03-13, 0d TCAF 2012 (Toronto, Canada) : milestone, 2012-05-05, 0d SDCC 2012 (San Diego, CA) : milestone, 2012-07-12, 0d ECCC 2013 (Seattle, WA) : milestone, 2013-03-01, 0d TCAF 2013 (Toronto, Canada) : milestone, 2013-05-11, 0d Phoenix Comiccon 2013 (Phoenix, AZ) : milestone, 2013-05-23, 0d Florida Supercon 2013 (Miami, FL) : milestone, 2013-07-04, 0d SDCC 2013 with ShiftyLook (San Diego, CA) : milestone, 2013-07-18, 0d Anime Boston 2014 with WhatPumpkin (Boston, MA) : milestone, 2014-03-21, 0d ECCC 2014 with WhatPumpkin (Seattle, WA) : milestone, 2014-03-28, 0d section Meta events Homestar Runner's Big Hiatus : 2009-12-01, 2014-04-01 Hetalia's Anime Boston incident : milestone, 2010-04-05, 0d (I catch up to Homestuck) : milestone, 2010-09-20, 0d Dante Basco reads Homestuck : 2012-02-26, 2012-08-08 Hiveswap Kickstarter : 2012-09-04, 2012-10-04 Homestar Runner at w00tstock 5.0: milestone, 2013-07-18, 0d Death of Hussie's father : milestone, 2014-05-18, 0d Randall Munroe's endorsement : milestone, 2015-02-18, 0d
As a webcomic
“But at the time I didn't expect to get as deep into [the trolls'] story as I eventually did.”
– Andrew Hussie6)
Homestuck was initially planned to be more 'compact' than Problem Sleuth,7) with the early estimates being April 13, 2010,8) then August 26, 2010,9) then Hussie got caught up with Act 5 giving answers that it kinda snowballed out of his control, yet he still thought Act 6 would be shorter.10)11) Then in 2012, the crowdfunding campaign began, estimating Homestuck's end in 2013 and Hiveswap's release in 2014.12)
While the project was funded, Hussie forgot to write the game13) and tasked The Odd Gentlemen with the Act 7 animation to buy time, then the two ended up parting ways in late 2014.14)15)16) In the end, complete mismanagement delayed the end of Homestuck to April 13, 2016, and the adventure game was chopped into eight episodic installments with Act 1 of Hiveswap eventually releasing on September 14, 2017.
As a franchise
Out of nowhere, Viz Media acquired Homestuck on October 6, 2017,20) moving “mspaintadventures.com” to “homestuck.com” on April 2, 2018,21) and The Homestuck Epilogues was unveiled on April 13, 2019.22) Unfortunately, this was all building up to Homestuck: Beyond Canon on October 25, 201923) which also had a Patreon, then the project was placed under indefinite hold on February 11, 2021.24)
This was followed up with an unusual situation where paranoid employees on the project had preemptively25) issued a legal threat over a YouTube video on Homestuck,26) which miraculously forced Hussie to disclose the internal history of Hiveswap,27) but fans weren't really pleased.28)29) During this, Hussie claims that he left What Pumpkin in early 2020, while releasing Psycholonials's final installment on April 20, 2021.30)
In 2023, a former Homestuck: Beyond Canon writer implied that their project was a non-serious cash grab, alleging that Hussie manipulated the writers and remaining fanbase to patch up debts and financial holes caused by the Viz Media acquisition.31) Then on October 8, 2023, it was announced that Hussie approached musician James Roach, giving him permission to finish Homestuck: Beyond Canon.32)
Community
“i rarely say this explicitly, but the gigapause was really when people took a step back and said “wow, the homestuck fandom is kinda [awful]” and it just got worse from there”
– Nameless Rumia
It's believed that Homestuck initially had a small following coming from Problem Sleuth and a handful of them were computer science or programming nerds.33) However, there was a drastic change in April 2010 since fujoshi-type Hetalia fans would find refuge in Homestuck after a certain incident,34) then Act 5 started and introduced those symbol-wearing aliens while the newer fans tended to gush about shipping.
Homestuck notably peaked as Act 5 concluded in 2011, so a crowdfunding campaign was set up. This was a blunder as the story began to suffer, shifting its focus onto relationship drama, and it just dragged on as mismanagement led to numerous hiatuses. By this point in time, people had the opportunity to fully reflect on the webcomic and the former hype, allowing them to discover other media.
The final act wouldn't be published until 2016 and, when it did, the open ending saw harsh mixed reactions, forcing plans of an epilogue to come out. Stragglers would eventually see the text-heavy epilogue in 2019, which was followed up by a semi-canon sequel was so poorly executed that it had to be silently axed, though it has since resumed. Despite the dilution, fans do remain on Twitter, TikTok, Reddit,35) Tumblr, etc.
Explanations
The Basics of Sburb
Fertile and infertile sessions
For a potentially fertile, successful session of Sburb, the session must have a hero of time, a hero of space, and pre-entry prototyping. If these aren't met or the session is rendered infertile, it results in a null session. These can be further categorized into a void session, a session that foregoes pre-entry prototyping,36) and a dead session, an extremely punishing single-player session.37)38)
After rolling for 2 out of 12 possible aspects,39) the main goal is to breed a perfect Genesis Frog, then claim the Ultimate Reward, but there's an implied time limit as the Kingdom of Light (Prospit) gets attacked by the Kingdom of Darkness (Derse) who are destined to win.40) In the event that the players are “softlocked” into a “doomed” null session, they must exploit the Scratch and optionally avoid its temporal blast.
The following chart is an overview of the Sburb and Sgrub sessions which canonically appear in Homestuck, though it may also be used to clarify what sessions “A1”, “A2”, “B1”, and “B2” refer to. Of course, it's worth noting that these five sessions are merely a sample size of the possible Sburb sessions, leaving the audience with some room to speculate on other theoretical Sburb sessions.
Session | Aspects needed | Reason for failure | Fate of the player(s) | |
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Time | Space | |||
A1 Beforus | Damara | Porrim | Null session. The players were too preoccupied with relationship drama that they couldn't function.41) Alternatively, the players just “sucked”.42) | The players simply opt to kill themselves before the temporal blast, surviving as ghosts.43) |
A2 Alternia | Aradia | Kanaya | Null session. The players rushed and couldn't find the last frog, so their Genesis Frog had a tumor,44) which is implied dead after Spades Slick kills Snowman.45) | The players of A2 and B1 decide to team up, escape the temporal blast, using the Fourth Wall, then break into the B2 session.46) |
B1 Beta | Dave | Jade | Null session. The players incidentally create Jack Noir, who kills the Genesis Frog.47) |
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B2 Alpha | N/A | N/A | Void session. The players do not have the aspects required and God Cat prevents the pre-entry prototyping that theoretically would've made Poppopsprite.48) | The players end up winning with much needed assistance.49) |
Dead | Caliborn | Calliope | Dead session. The time and space player cannot coexist, thus the game considers it a solo session and punishes them. | The player ended up choosing conquest over sacrifice,50) aspiring to be the ultimate villain. |
Alchemy and its functions
Alchemy is one of the most intriguing parts of Sburb, but it's easier to gloss over since it's not that important in the long run. Regardless, it makes for a fun creative exercise, so the following chart briefly explains the functions and known combinations. As a side note, the recipes would appear in the Alchemy Excursus,51) but this would be insane for any fan project to replicate due to the vast array of combinations.
Function(s) | Instructions | Expected result | Canonical example(s) | |
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&& (AND) | Overlap two punched cards. | The alchemized item inherits both items' functionalities. | • Pogohammer • Thorns of Oglogoth • SORD..... • Captcharoid Camera |
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|| (OR) | Use a double-punched card.52) | The alchemized item inherits one functionality and takes the other's form. | • Wrinklefucker • Wise Guy Slime Suit • Needlewands |
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&& (AND) | || (OR) | Combine both methods. In other words, overlap a punched card with the double-punched card. | The alchemized item inherits two functionalities and take the third item's form. | • Telescopic Sassacrusher • Velvet Squiddleknit Dress • SHABJIFIER • Dead Shuffle Dress |
&& (AND) | && (AND) | Hypothetically, overlap three punched cards. | The alchemized item inherits all three functionalities. | • Pony Pals with Dirk Strider's commentary |
Hemospectrum
The hemospectrum refers to the vast array of troll blood colors, commonly sorted into the Alternian caste system, which also hint at their relative lifespan53) and psychic abilities.54) First off, below is an overview for their somewhat inconistent naming schemes. According to Kankri Vantas, he does say 'rust', 'lime', and 'blue' are considered to be slurs,55) but nobody takes this seriously.
Early in the comic, Kanaya and Eridan originally mistook Rose to be some sort of highblood,56) with the latter under the impression that she was a royalblood.57) Despite how the violet and fuchsia blood castes typically consist of sea dwellers, Kanaya curiously imagined Rose without fins, though Hussie would eventually defend this in the commentary by saying that Kanaya's imagination was essentially cutting corners.
Caliborn's Masterpiece
“Caliborn's Masterpiece”58)59) is a claymation play that Caliborn uses to show a timeline he envisions after he gains the billiard eyes on the Land of Colours and Mayhem.60)61) The eight protagonists were meant to ambush Caliborn,62) but the original four end up being loaded inside the Ultimate Weapon,63) causing them to be Homestuck until Vriska hypothetically unloads them against Lord English.64)65)
With the remaining four, Jake blasts Caliborn with his hope aura,66) Arquiusprite restricts a dazed Caliborn,67) Dirk traps Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and Gamzee into Lil Cal,68) and then Roxy sends Lil Cal into the void.69) However, this creates a time loop70) as Gamzee would use his caste-specific powers71) to materialize Lil Cal in Dave's dreams,72) thus the ensuing mental breakdown about Lil Cal's complicated journey.73)
However, defeating Lord English was never the goal. Their goal was to breed the perfect Genesis Frog, claim the Ultimate Reward, and escape to Earth C.74) This is why the credits end with Caliborn's goading, but our protagonists refuse and never fulfill the time loop,75) so the fight against Lord English can never happen if the four never get stuck. Of course, we have the The Homestuck Epilogues.76)77)78)
Notes
- Homestuck tends to appeal to a young audience because of its character designs, cartoon violence, mature themes, and mildly edgy humor, but it never had a formal content rating during its run. Since their conclusion, it had a vague “Teen Plus” rating under VIZ Media,79) then the official Twitter account came out with a “Mature” rating as a way to retroactively cover their asses in 2020.80)
- MS Paint Adventures used to rely on Project Wonderful and much of their ad space was bought by Slipshine, an adult comic paysite, thus the ponography mentions.89)90)91)92)
- It also shouldn't be overlooked that hormonal teenagers were rampant in the community, which led to many cases of minors entering adult spaces and adults being inappropriate with minors.
- Ultimately, Homestuck is about a bunch of middle-class online suburbanite brats, so it's not a huge surprise, and gaming webcomics at the time mostly appealed to said audience anyways.
- From the very beginning, Homestuck was planned to be a combination EarthBound, The Sims, and the failed Spore,98) which gave Sburb its namesake and inspired its creation myth direction.99)
- In “[S] WV: Lead your men to victory!”,101) ignoring that the chessboard is set up wrong, the first 13 moves102) are ripped from the chess match between Bobby Fischer and René Letelier at the 14th Chess Olympiad in East Germany on October 24, 1960103)104) that starts off with the King's Indian Defence. After four hours, we see the final 4 moves of a different match.
- The original Midnight Crew had shadow-based magic in Problem Sleuth's fan-requested pages,107) yet we never actually see the version of the Midnight Crew in Homestuck use these abilities.108)109)
- If you ever wondered why Toby Fox sings “shadow magic priest” in the original “The Ballad of Jack Noir”,110) before it was converted to chiptunes since that was the style back then, that's why.
- From August 2010 to July 2013, Hussie ran a Twitter account for a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff version of Barack Obama at @BarackObana. A number of sources corroborate this.111)112)113)
- During early reports on the Killing of Osama bin Laden in 2011, the account tweeted out “false alram guys it turns out it was just a tall hobo” and “i backed over the hobob in my car”.
- As a small reminder, Dave is vaguely based on Hussie's online persona,116)117)118) has knowledge of the stock market,119) and noticeably shows his libertarian side while joking about communism.120)
- With this information, I want you to think, for just a second, all of those Homestuck ships with Dave. Now, why am I putting this thought into your head? I don't know, I thought it'd be funny.
- Hussie's mother has the surname of Holliday, which allowed him to joke about being a descendant of the gunslinger Doc Holliday, a name that would partially inspire Doc Scratch.121)
- In the comic's history, the race of the protagonists has been a recurring controversial subject.
- Early on, Hussie stated that the protagonists were 'aracial' and definitely not black, responding to a loaded question that slyly brought attention to the racist buckteeth stereotype.122)
- The trolls canonically have gray nipples, regardless of blood color,127) and we do know that the female trolls do not lactate128) as far as we know. Truly hard-hitting questions that need answering.
- James Roach, upon resuming Homestuck: Beyond Canon, mentioned that Andrew Hussie's document on class and aspect is “very short” and kept “specifically vague” for personal interpretations.137) He would later delete this post, but I assume this was meant to redact promises of an official “class” test or a future Homestuck: Beyond Canon update revisiting these concepts.
Community and meta drama
“Why don't you just embrace all the boners they are giving you, and stop bothering me about it?”
– Andrew Hussie138)
- MS Paint Adventures and Homestuck has been given shout-outs by other major webcomics:
- Randall Monroe, the xkcd author, would add Homestuck to the list of comics that he enjoyed on February 18, 2015.141) At the time, Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 just ended.
- As the trolls were being named, Rocket Papaya from the Mana series was a recurring suggestion.
- In December 2010, the Homestuck art team had released a 2011 Homestuck Calendar.142)143) This particular calendar became infamous for “March Eridan”, an illustration of a crossdressing Eridan that was illustrated by a now-transgender artist,144) that the community had a lot of fun poking at.
- To clarify, the humor in March Eridan was the idea of having a serious character wear an outfit that clearly did not fit, literally and fashion-wise, but carrying the confidence as if it actually did.
- During Act 5, people would shut down irrelevant character discussions with “DAOOTS”, short for “dead and out of the story” and rhymed with 'cahoots', but this fell out of use for obvious reasons.
- In 2012, there was a March Madness webcomic tournament152) where MS Paint Adventures reached the final four,153) but lost to Gunnerkrigg Court,154) and people lost their minds that the prize money was donated to Child's Play, a charity that donates toy and games to children's hospitals.155)
- The comic does have progressive themes, but Hussie goes out his way to be overboard about it,160) eventually handing the franchise to women and marginalized individuals,161) though they felt used as it became clear that Homestuck: Beyond Canon was made to patch financial holes.162)
- As a side note, Homestuck fans have complained about mischaracterization since, at least, Act 6.
- There's an interesting theory that this happened as a result of the one-year Gigapause because fans would grow this idea of what a character was like in their head, but once it resumed, they were shocked that the character is nothing like the character that they had in their heads.
Personal opinions
- I caught up to Homestuck at “Karkat: Troll this worthless human.” on September 20, 2010,179) which I vividly remember as I spent the weekend on Problem Sleuth and Homestuck out of curiosity.
- However, I do feel like I'm partially misremembering. It definitely felt like July or August instead.
- As a result, I'm a bit biased towards the Bill Bolin and SolusLunes flashes, though I understand that the former had some particularly vile forum posts in a secret MSPA Forums subforum.
- On classpects, I used to consider myself a “Mage of Void”, but after taking many classpect tests and discussing with a classpecting friend: Well, I'm honestly just even more confused now.
- For class: I'd still argue that I would fit into the Mage class, rather than the Seer class, as I feel like I would relate to the Mage's journey more. In addition, this personal wiki is pretty insane.
- For aspect: I'm probably sticking to Void, but I've also considered Doom, Mind, or Time as well. Of course, take this with a grain of salt since I'm too fucking cooked to think about classpects.
- Homestuck shipping never really appealed to me, but I do have a soft spot for Katnep (Karkat/Nepeta). I apologize if this reveal upsets the fujoshi and those “eviscerate the straight” types.
- To be honest, I'm not a fan of Dave Strider. I understand the whole cooldude facade and journey that he never wanted to be a hero, but I'm just so tired of the dude's constant recontextualization.
- I would agree that the Cherubs were meant to represent the community's positives and negatives, but I suspect that some of the criticisms ended up being dismissed or overlooked by the audience.
- For instance, the community's lopsided treatment of the female characters was addressed,180) yet most people dismissed this as another case of Caliborn being an evil misogynist,181) rather than Caliborn exemplifying qualms that the author had about the community. In turn, Psycholonials would exclusively focus on its own female characters to serve as a more direct response.
- I was never really invested in the “teenagers are stupid” message either, so I kinda just slept on the whole bit where Vriska, Dirk, and Caliborn actively wants to become the center of attention.
- Honestly, most of Homestuck was about the mysteries behind Sburb, then it deviates to paragraphs of bad teenage drama that it was easy to forget that the goal was to beat Sburb.
- You could probably infer my feelings and thoughts on The Homestuck Epilogues and Homestuck: Beyond Canon, given that post-canon decides to resume this bit with Dirk and Vriska.
See also
- Pertaining to Homestuck
- Bill Romanowski Painting (Painting of a Horse Attacking a Football Player)
- Classpect Tests - A collection of classpect tests, results, and some classpecting resources.
- Colours and Mayhem - The official fan collaboration album with many repurposed tracks.
- The Homestuck Epilogues - A punishment for curious readers who want more from Homestuck, mostly considered a separate work and prequel to Homestuck: Beyond Canon.
- Homestuck Translation Overview - Self-explanatory tracker. It's updated manually, whenever.
- Nepeta Leijon - The best character. :33
- Outside of Homestuck
- Danganronpa and OFF - Tales from Spring 2013, the Megapause.
- Desiredriven - A short Homestuck and Touhou Project crossover fan game.
- Psycholonials - The post-Homestuck visual novel that nobody read, which is now free.
External links
- The Unofficial Homestuck Collection (4GB) - The fan-made Homestuck preservation project, incidentially the best, least-broken way to read Homestuck and endorsed by Andrew Hussie.182)
- Third Party Mods - Self-explanatory list of third-party mods. Choose some or don't.
- MS Paint Adventures / Homestuck - The front page of MS Paint Adventures and Homestuck. It's somewhat broken, refer to the Homestuck.com Feedback Document for a list of known issues.
- @andrewhussie on Twitter - The author. Obviously, he isn't very active under his real name.183)
- @homestuck and @homestuckteam on Twitter - Semi-official Homestuck accounts.
- Andrew Hussie MSPA Commentary - A public Google spreadsheet laying out the book commentary.
- The Acts and Pages of Homestuck - Rafe's guide to Homestuck, contains many helpful summaries.
- MS Paint Adventures Wiki on Fandom - The fan wiki for Homestuck and Hussie's other works.
- Read MSPA - An interesting fan website that's filled with MSPA statistics, transcripts, and other stuff.
- Homestuck Flash Image & Audio Extracts - An old archive. Hasn't updated past A6A6A3.
- Homestuck on VNDB
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